Porn degenerates mourn: RIP Bob Guccione

[D-3 Fan]

News coming across the wires that Penthouse founder Bob Guccione has died at suburban Dallas hospital at age 79.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/39770106/ns/today-entertainment/?ocid=twitter

Celebrity Death #3 has been filed.

No word whether Mr. Guccione died without getting it up one more time. :-X

Somewhere, Caligula is throwing an orgy in his memory.

 

[Chef2]

Hef just kicked 14 Playmates out of his bed, and doesn't know why.

 

[yournamehere52]

What are we to do? Barbara Billingsley. Tom Bosley. Now this?

 

[Steak Snabler]

Well, at least Bob Guccione Jr. won't have to be pissed anymore that his dad gets more ***** than he does.

(And whoever gets that obscure song-lyric reference wins two tickets to the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards).

 

[PCLoadLetter]

Well, at least Bob Guccione Jr. won't have to be pissed anymore that his dad gets more ***** than he does.

(And whoever gets that obscure song-lyric reference wins two tickets to the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards).

"Get in the Ring." Not one of Axl's high points.

 

[Cape_Fear]

I never thought this would happen to me...

 

[D-3 Fan]

I never thought this would happen to me...

...It was the greatest day of my life. I will never forget it.

 

[MonsterLobster]

Well, at least Bob Guccione Jr. won't have to be pissed anymore that his dad gets more ***** than he does.

(And whoever gets that obscure song-lyric reference wins two tickets to the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards).

"Get in the Ring." Not one of Axl's high points.

Any man who screams like a dying banshee child and couples XL Tampa Bay Buccaneers jerseys with skin-tight leather pants has no high points.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

He went tits-up.

 

[Bob Cook]

He was preceded in death by Omni.

 

[BYH]

Heaven needed a purveyor of cheap smut.

 

[dooley_womack1]

It'd have been fitting if he would have died at a state university in the Midwest. And the name and address of the funeral home have been withheld by request.

He was preceded in death by Omni.

Not to mention Viva.

 

[BYH]

In purgatory, the only skin mag is Penthouse. Heaven is for Playboy.

 

[Batman]

What are we to do? Barbara Billingsley. Tom Bosley. Now this?

If anyone could wrangle a three-way between those two and himself, it's Bob Guccione. Just didn't think it would happen like this.

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

Sorry, a slimy porn publisher does NOT qualify as the third celebrity, especially when Nos. 1 and 2 are beloved family entertainment icons.

 

[JayFarrar]

Well, at least Bob Guccione Jr. won't have to be pissed anymore that his dad gets more ***** than he does.

(And whoever gets that obscure song-lyric reference wins two tickets to the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards).

"Get in the Ring." Not one of Axl's high points.

Any man who screams like a dying banshee child and couples XL Tampa Bay Buccaneers jerseys with skin-tight leather pants has no high points.

to continue from the song ...
**** you, suck my ****ing ****

 

[jimnorden]

It's moments like these when i wish heaven really existed.

 

[DanOregon]

I'm sure he never thought something like this would happen to him.

 

[MonsterLobster]

Well, at least Bob Guccione Jr. won't have to be pissed anymore that his dad gets more ***** than he does.

(And whoever gets that obscure song-lyric reference wins two tickets to the 1991 MTV Video Music Awards).

"Get in the Ring." Not one of Axl's high points.

Any man who screams like a dying banshee child and couples XL Tampa Bay Buccaneers jerseys with skin-tight leather pants has no high points.

to continue from the song ...
**** you, suck my ****ing ****

I stand corrected.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'm sure he never thought something like this would happen to him.

Yeah, he was just hanging around the frat house with his buddies, toking on some killer Colombian.