Porn aficianados just became UConn basketball fans

[Corky Ramirez up on 94th St.]

Couldn't you just go by 'Bri' or something?

http://blogs.courant.com/uconn_womens_basketball/2010/03/brianna-banks-to-uconn.html

Also, hilarious comment on the story:

"Sweet! I look forward to watching Brianna Banks drain money shots in the coming years."

 

[User 4332]

? What's this girl have to do with porn?

 

[SixToe]

"to verbal" is one of the dumbest things ever written.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I did not.


Wait, wha?

 

[SixToe]

frantic, do a Gurgle search and see what you find.

 

[User 4332]

Did that. Never heard of her.

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

Sure, pretend like you have never heard of her.
:D

 

[mustangj17]

she's not good at defense. Opposing guards penetrate her easily.

She's very good on the hard wood.

She double dribbles a lot.

She is dominant with the ball in her hands

Okay this is too easy

 

[SixToe]

Plays tough on the post?


Jiminy, I think for sure I'd change my name to Bea or B. or Bri before I endured four or five years of opponents' catcalls that will happen anyway.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

? What's this girl have to do with porn?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Briana_Banks

 

[Rhody31]

she's not good at defense. Opposing guards penetrate her easily.

She's very good on the hard wood.

She double dribbles a lot.

She is dominant with the ball in her hands

Okay this is too easy

She gets double-teamed all the time...
She's great on the backdoor

 

[Batman]

"to verbal" is one of the dumbest things ever written.

Would you prefer "oral commitment"?

 

[Batman]

she's not good at defense. Opposing guards penetrate her easily.

She's very good on the hard wood.

She double dribbles a lot.

She is dominant with the ball in her hands

Okay this is too easy

She gets double-teamed all the time...
She's great on the backdoor

She's got nice size up front.
She's not afraid to take a big shot, especially with someone in her face.

 

[dooley_womack1]

she's not good at defense. Opposing guards penetrate her easily.

She's very good on the hard wood.

She double dribbles a lot.

She is dominant with the ball in her hands

Okay this is too easy

She gets double-teamed all the time...
She's great on the backdoor

So you're saying the backdoor is her good door?

 

[old_tony]

If this Brianna Banks follows the career trajectory of the other Brianna Banks she'll have a great freshman year and then be brutally bad the rest of her career (or, in other words, suck).

 

[Mizzougrad96]

I can probably name five current porn stars and Brianna Banks is one of them.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

At one of my stops, we used "verbal committment" over oral. Our copy chief said, "An oral committment sounds live swallowing should be involved."

 

[poindexter]

Jesus, guys. This girl is like 16, right?

Keep it in your pants, fer chrissakes.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Jesus, guys. This girl is like 16, right?

Keep it in your pants, fer chrissakes.

I'll take people who are missing the point for $100 Alex... ;D

 

[Mizzougrad96]

In other news, Christy Canyon has committed to play for Tennessee.