Police release sketch of UGLIEST baby snatcher ever

[Leo Mazzone]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060918/ap_on_re_us/baby_kidnapped

Police released a sketch Monday of a woman they believe stole a baby after slashing the mother's throat, hoping to generate new clues in the four-day old case.

Toelke said Ochsenbine "wasn't completely happy" with the sketch "but it's the best we could come up with."

No ****. Maybe I should tab this link NSFW.

If it weren't for the whole slashed throat deal, I'd say the mother is a dirty liar.

 

[Armchair_QB]

It puts the lotion in the basket...

 

[Chef]

5'4 - 5'8..........2 bills.

Try your local McDonald's first, then the Dunkin' Donuts.........hell, she may even be up north destroying a batch of TimBits.

 

[Armchair_QB]

5'4 - 5'8..........2 bills.

Try your local McDonald's first, then the Dunkin' Donuts.........hell, she may even be up north destroying a batch of TimBits.

If he's 5-8 and two bills he's eating more than bits.

 

[Leo Mazzone]

5'4 - 5'8..........2 bills.

Try your local McDonald's first, then the Dunkin' Donuts.........hell, she may even be up north destroying a batch of TimBits.

If he's 5-8 and two bills he's eating more than bits.

Suspect is a she.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

Holy crap! I wondered what happened to those guys from Color Me Badd!

Wait ... It's a woman? Maybe one of them went to Sweden in the interim.

 

[Starman]

Shoot to kill. Save the baby, then shoot to kill.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Looks like a shaved Adam Goldberg.

 

[doubledown68]

That lady has more facial hair than I do. Anyone that ugly can't go out in public very long without being noticed.

 

[Fubar]

As Bugs Bunny once said:

She may not be very pretty now, but she was somebody's babysnatcher once.

 

[Trey Beamon]

You think she's ugly?

http://www.pandasport.co.nz/forum/uploads/brian_peppers_munster.jpg

 

[Leo Mazzone]

Yeah, but he's a dude. As is this baby-snatching chick apparently.

 

[sheos]

no wonder she had to kidnap a baby, no one wanted to get her pregnant

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

When did Kevin Federline start dressing in drag?

 

[Armchair_QB]

Suspect is a she.

She'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

 

[GB-Hack]

Suspect is a she? She-male maybe......Good Lord

 

[Leo Mazzone]

Coming soon: the "Union, Mo. police artist fired" thread

 

[slappy4428]

No. Look at the sketch again and think one person: Captain Jack Sparrow...

 

[Football_Bat]

Good news! They found the Missouri baby and she's OK.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-09-19-baby-kidnapped_x.htm?POE=NEWISVA

 

[slappy4428]

Did they catch Capt. Jack?