Please *don't* ask 2muchcoffeeman

[2muchcoffeeman]

You might not know all the answers right now, but today everyone else seems to think that you do! It must be your composed demeanor and take-charge attitude -- you're sending out an authoritative vibe. Don't be too surprised if friends and coworkers are asking you which restaurant to go to, what they should do with their hair, or even which career path to take. It's wisest to offer them encouragement -- try to refrain from being too dogmatic in your advice.

This is the "advice" I get on my first day off in two weeks. >:(

America, I am here to tell you something very important: I don't know. I don't have any idea. I don't want to know. Please don't ask.

:D

 

[Bob Cook]

You might not know all the answers right now, but today everyone else seems to think that you do! It must be your composed demeanor and take-charge attitude -- you're sending out an authoritative vibe. Don't be too surprised if friends and coworkers are asking you which restaurant to go to, what they should do with their hair, or even which career path to take. It's wisest to offer them encouragement -- try to refrain from being too dogmatic in your advice.

This is the "advice" I get on my first day off in two weeks. >:(

America, I am here to tell you something very important: I don't know. I don't have any idea. I don't want to know. Please don't ask.

:D

I'm a Sagittarius, but unlike 2muchcoffeeman, I'll take these:

1. White Castle
2. Perm with muttonchops for men, the Suze Orman for women
3. Dollar Inn night accountant

But these answers are meant only to be encouraging. I would never tell you what to do.

You're welcome.

 

[wickedwritah]

I was gonna ask you about your opening there at Playboy on the copy desk.

Oops, wasn't supposed to out you, was I?

(2MCM's PM inbox now is flooded with resumes.)

 

[alleyallen]

Why do bad things happen to good people?

Why is Stewart Scott still on the air?

Why can't I retire at 35?