Plain language > Corporate mumbo-jumbo

[FileNotFound]

Not exactly journalism, but definitely journalism-adjacent, and relevant to all professional communicators. How often have you been pushed by a boss or a board to pollute clear, direct communication with buzzword-riddled bull****?

https://www.philanthropy.com/commons/philanthropy-nonprofits-jargon

 

[playthrough]

When I worked in university communications, buzzwords were the language. And, ironically to your post, one of the groups I worked with directly was the university's School of Philanthropy and their folks were just as versed in the b.s. as every other academic unit. No one was immune.

Of course I don't agree with the ravaging of higher ed now, but the language never helped.

 

[dixiehack]

I assure you corporate America has its own nonsensical language which everyone adopts because they think it is what the boss or client expects.

 

[DanOregon]

When did "standards" beccome "best practices?"

 

[playthrough]

"Sunset" instead of "we're trashing this stupid idea" is another one that always gets me.

 

[Slacker]

Involuntary separations.

 

[Slacker]

Thanks, ye threadjack gods.
Voluntary exits welcome, too!

 

[ChrisLong]

Thanks, ye threadjack gods.
Voluntary exits welcome, too!

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First time I encounter this, I thought they were revamping our vision insurance -- same initials, VSP. Nope, it was damn workforce reduction.

 

[justgladtobehere]

When did "standards" beccome "best practices?"

I like that one. It conveys more information about what is expected. It involves fixed practices that can repeat the same result. "Standards" is more amorphous and doesn't necessarily suggest that there is a single system in place to achieve those standards.

That the term is being used to convey that meaning may vary.

 

[Severian]

Thanks, ye threadjack gods.
Voluntary exits welcome, too!

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Call them what they are, Will: buyouts.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Call them what they are, Will: buyouts.

“Buyouts” presumes payment.