PETA eliminates last vestige of credibility: Advocates breast milk in ice cream

[Piotr Rasputin]

You honestly can't make this stuff up.

http://hamptonroads.com/2008/09/peta-wants-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-use-human-breast-milk

It sounds like satire, out of a movie. With a scene featuring a factory filled with rows of women with pumps attached, passing out from all the milk production.

 

[Ace]

Suddenly, I have a hankering for Ben & Jerry's Double D Delight.

I'd avoid the Peppermint Pole Dancer flavor, though. Too many artificial ingredients.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

What morons.

 

[Diabeetus]

The sad thing is that 11 percent of people in polls say they would still eat it.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Maybe if they made a celebrity breast milk ice cream for charity?

 

[93Devil]

I guess I need to take a leak on it for butterscotch topping.

This just makes me wretch.

 

[EmbassyRow]

Good luck convincing thousands of women to become breast factory workers and hook themselves up to machines that essentially violate them for a few hours per day.

For lack of a better term...the PETA representative who thought this up is a boob.

Look, we're humans. We've got the opposable thumbs, so for as long as we can, we make the rules.

 

[cranberry]

Re: PETA eliminates last vestige of credibility: Advocates breast milk in ice cr

This could inspire some great Ben & Jerry combinations.

 

[The Granny]

Good luck convincing thousands of women to become breast factory workers and hook themselves up to machines that essentially violate them for a few hours per day.

For lack of a better term...the PETA representative who thought this up is a boob.

Look, we're humans. We've got the opposable thumbs, so for as long as we can, we make the rules.

A scene like that would be a prepubescent boy's Matrix-esque jerk-off fantasy.

Sign me up!!

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Re: PETA eliminates last vestige of credibility: Advocates breast milk in ice cr

PETA had a last vestige of credibility!?!

 

[Batman]

Maybe if they made a celebrity breast milk ice cream for charity?

Like Jenna Jameson? I hear she'll be nursing soon.
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[cranberry]

Re: PETA eliminates last vestige of credibility: Advocates breast milk in ice cr

It could be marketed with waffle cones that you slurp from the bottom.

 

[The Granny]

Or two waffle cones that, if you so desire, you can push together, bury your face into and go, "Bllllarrrffflllllll"

 

[SigR]

as distasteful as it might seem, it's only our societal norms and mores that make it "distasteful". Human breast milk is the most palatable and nutritious type of milk for humans because it has the proteins and chemicals in it that are biologically intended specifically for humans.

That said, if humans want to use cow milk, I've got no problem with that. Animals are property and we ought to be able to do with them as we please.

It's easy to forget our primary biological functions when we are raised from birth to think they are gross.

 

[The Granny]

as distasteful as it might seem, it's only our societal norms and mores that make it "distasteful". Human breast milk is the most palatable and nutritious type of milk for humans because it has the proteins and chemicals in it that are biologically intended specifically for humans.

That said, if humans want to use cow milk, I've got no problem with that. Animals are property and we ought to be able to do with them as we please.

It's easy to forget our primary biological functions when we are raised from birth to think they are gross.

I just tasted like warm, sweet milk. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Yeah, like you all have never tried it.

 

[slappy4428]

That's udderly ridiculous...

 

[zeke12]

That's udderly ridiculous...

Booo!

 

[Mystery_Meat]

That's udderly ridiculous...

Mooo!

 

[Batman]

as distasteful as it might seem, it's only our societal norms and mores that make it "distasteful". Human breast milk is the most palatable and nutritious type of milk for humans because it has the proteins and chemicals in it that are biologically intended specifically for humans.

That said, if humans want to use cow milk, I've got no problem with that. Animals are property and we ought to be able to do with them as we please.

It's easy to forget our primary biological functions when we are raised from birth to think they are gross.

I always thought it was because it reminded us of sucking on our mother's tits. You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to

 

[nmmetsfan]

PETA had a last vestige of credibility!?!

What he said.