Paula Dean's sage advice

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

"Always be careful when roasting your nuts."






She was making cookies with pecans. What were you thinking?

 

[KYSportsWriter]

?

 

[dooley_womack1]

I was thinking....fnord?

 

[imjustagirl]

Deen.

 

[Shoeless Joe]

Here's a Paul Deen story that's rather funny (I think)

She was at Bristol Motor Speedway a year or two ago as a special guest because Smithfield was sponsoring a Busch car.

Paula was brought to the press box Friday afternoon for a press conference.

When it came time for questions, one local scribe * cough, cough Jeff, Jeff * says "Do you know Rachel Ray? She's about the prettiest woman on television."

Paula Deen responds "Why don't you just kiss my butt?"

He's never lived it down.

 

[Del_B_Vista]

"Duck when people are throwing hams."

 

[slappy4428]

Does this have anything to do with Butter? Because Paula Deen can't do anything without butter

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Deen.

I is EPIC FAIL.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Deen.

FALE.

 

[Dirk Legume]

Does this have anything to do with Butter? Because Paula Deen can't do anything without butter

Or gravy. Not that that's a bad thing.

 

[User 1019]

Sage advice? I guessed her a thyme girl.