Paris Hilton's prison commissary bill

[hondo]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06272007/news/nationalnews/paris_was_pig_in_a_pokey_nationalnews_marianne_garvey_and_david_k__li.htm

Among the items she purchased at the prison commissary: soup, muffins and ...
Vaseline.

Things that make you go hhhmmmmm.

 

[EE94]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06272007/news/nationalnews/paris_was_pig_in_a_pokey_nationalnews_marianne_garvey_and_david_k__li.htm

Among the items she purchased at the prison commissary: soup, muffins and ...
Vaseline.

Things that make you go hhhmmmmm.

This is news? God help us all.

 

[alleyallen]

The vaseline was for the jail's bikini contest.

 

[SockPuppet]

The vaseline was for the jail's plunger handle.

 

[Mayfly]

Also from that article...

Cops blocked off cars from entering North Kings Road last night, anticipating her return.

Hilton hasn't slept in her own bed since June 7, when L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca temporarily released her to house arrest.

Shortly after arriving home, she had her hair extensions redone and got a facial.

The celebucon is set to appear on "Larry King Live" tonight, sharing her first post-pokey interview with the suspender-wearing chatter box at CNN's Sunset Boulevard studios.

When is that video going to be coming out?

 

[ondeadline]

Apparently, it's V-D Day!

 

[alleyallen]

Also from that article...

Cops blocked off cars from entering North Kings Road last night, anticipating her return.

Hilton hasn't slept in her own bed since June 7, when L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca temporarily released her to house arrest.

Shortly after arriving home, she had her hair extensions redone and got a facial.

The celebucon is set to appear on "Larry King Live" tonight, sharing her first post-pokey interview with the suspender-wearing chatter box at CNN's Sunset Boulevard studios.

When is that video going to be coming out?

Uhm...do you really WANT to see that video?

 

[Mayfly]

Also from that article...

Cops blocked off cars from entering North Kings Road last night, anticipating her return.

Hilton hasn't slept in her own bed since June 7, when L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca temporarily released her to house arrest.

Shortly after arriving home, she had her hair extensions redone and got a facial.

The celebucon is set to appear on "Larry King Live" tonight, sharing her first post-pokey interview with the suspender-wearing chatter box at CNN's Sunset Boulevard studios.

When is that video going to be coming out?

Uhm...do you really WANT to see that video?

Just a joke Alley. I didn't think her first video was that special.

 

[alleyallen]

Also from that article...

Cops blocked off cars from entering North Kings Road last night, anticipating her return.

Hilton hasn't slept in her own bed since June 7, when L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca temporarily released her to house arrest.

Shortly after arriving home, she had her hair extensions redone and got a facial.

The celebucon is set to appear on "Larry King Live" tonight, sharing her first post-pokey interview with the suspender-wearing chatter box at CNN's Sunset Boulevard studios.

When is that video going to be coming out?

Uhm...do you really WANT to see that video?

Just a joke Alley. I didn't think her first video was that special.

Neither did I.

 

[Football_Bat]

Also from that article...

Cops blocked off cars from entering North Kings Road last night, anticipating her return.

Hilton hasn't slept in her own bed since June 7, when L.A. County Sheriff Lee Baca temporarily released her to house arrest.

Shortly after arriving home, she had her hair extensions redone and got a facial.

The celebucon is set to appear on "Larry King Live" tonight, sharing her first post-pokey interview with the suspender-wearing chatter box at CNN's Sunset Boulevard studios.

When is that video going to be coming out?

Uhm...do you really WANT to see that video?

So what does Marv Albert have to do with this?

Never mind ... :-X

 

[Moderator1]

Bimbos Rejoice.

Damn, I'd like to sit in on their planning meetings some time. Maybe I'll call and ask if I get to NYC this summer.

 

[The Big Ragu]

It's true, though. I am in the NY Post's readership area and I saw bimbos rejoicing in the streets everywhere I went.

 

[SoSueMe]

My favourite line:

It's been a rough several weeks for Hilton, who hasn't suffered this kind of indignity since a renegade Web site revealed she has a prescription for Valtrex, a medication often used to fight STDs.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

My favourite line:

It's been a rough several weeks for Hilton, who hasn't suffered this kind of indignity since a renegade Web site revealed she has a prescription for Valtrex, a medication often used to fight STDs.

Thus relieving everybody of posting something to the effect that "you'd hit it, you'd beg for a chance to hit it and you know it!"

Because with that knowledge, we wouldn't.