Overheard in the newsroom today (it could run I guess)

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Not at all related, but I thought I'd share...

We ran this letter to the editor yesterday:

To the editor:

It has come to my attention that your newspaper ("Naked, stranded boater alert turns out to be false alarm," Wednesday) and several other media outlets have created a story using me as the main character.

I would like a chance to tell my side. I'm going to leave out all the expletives, but I'm thinking them.

That wasn't a wave for help; it was a "Get away from me; I'm trying to sleep" wave. The Indiana State Police helicopter hovered over my houseboat, waking me up.

I never denied being naked. I woke up and heard the racket outside, so I jumped out the back door to see what was going on. There it was, not more than 50 feet away and 15 foot above the water. I couldn't read the "sign" the copter wrote. In fact, I had no idea what was happening until the firemen came out to me in their boats. By then, I was clothed and the helicopter was gone.

Needless to say, I was upset. I hadn't planned on getting up so early or so abruptly.

This is the second time a state police helicopter has caused me pain and suffering by hovering so low over me. Both times have been on the Kentucky side of the river, and both times I had no idea what it wanted.

I'm not sure who is in charge of the pilots, but I hope he reads this and tells them to quit hovering so low over people. I have one leg and could have easily been blown into the water. Explain to the pilots that trying to save someone shouldn't be so painful.

I moved to the river five years ago due to lack of money and just wanting to be alone. I'm just a poor, one-legged catfisherman trying to ease through life; so, please, quit making such a fuss over me.

David Habib

aka "Peg Leg Pete"

Ohio River

Evansville
 
imjustagirl said:
If I ever start a band, I'm completely naming it "Poor, one-legged catfisherman."

So proud of you for not hitting the "Peg Leg Pete" pitch, complete with a naked man, 800 feet out of the park. :)

EDIT: T_B beat me to it. Crap!
 
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OnTheRiver said:
I would like a chance to tell my side. I'm going to leave out all the expletives, but I'm thinking them.

Sorry, Zapp, your days in my sig are now done. I'll keep you in mind for my next opening, though.
 

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