Out of control BLIMP menacing the Northeast...

[Vombatus]

Oh the humanity!

Loose military blimp drags cable, causes power outages - CNNPolitics.com

NORAD tracking, two F-16s scrambled.

 

[Vombatus]

McNeil
@Reflog_18

"If the blimp crosses into Massachusetts we have a team of experts ready to deflate it so it is more manageable"
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSbJhjMUYAACwQO.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSbJhjMUYAACwQO.jpg:large

 

[Vombatus]

 

[Vombatus]

TrivWorks @TrivWorks 36m36 minutes ago

"This runaway #blimp story reminds me of when I rescued the balloon boy..."

 

[Spartan Squad]

 

[Armchair_QB]

Couple of soldiers took it to get washed, sir...

 

[poindexter]

 

[Vombatus]

Surprised no one took my thread title and said something about Christie.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

I was thinking Rosie O'Donnell.

 

[cjericho]

Surprised no one took my thread title and said something about Christie.

He got the lapband or whatever the other surgery is. Although he really isn't looking svelte yet and still pulls his belt buckle up to just underneath his titties.

 

[Flip Wilson]

Surprised no one took my thread title and said something about Christie.

I was gonna say something about Christie getting kicked off the quiet car on the train.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

 

[Neutral Corner]

Yeesh.

 

[dixiehack]

Bartolo Colon is running for president?

 

[Batman]

Surprised no one took my thread title and said something about Christie.

He's running for president. He's menacing the entire country.

 

[dixiehack]

He's running for president. He's menacing the entire country.

Given his poll numbers, he's sort of gumming it like an elderly poodle.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Can't he even step into the pitch while he's swinging?

 

[Vombatus]

I hate to say this, but I looked at his crotch. Now I am scarred for life.

 

[dixiehack]

Can you buy sliding pants that big off the rack, or is a funeral home missing its tent?

 

[Starman]

Aren't there already enough threads about Whitlock?