Our Man Jones

[Ace]

Still.... waiting....
Just subscribed and paid and I was told last week the issue had been mailed.
Every day I run out to the mailbox three or four times to see if it's arrived. (My neighbors must think I'm a really big goober)
Sadily, it hasn't and I'm beginning to lose hope.

I used to do that when waiting for my X-Ray Specs from the Johnson C. Smith company.

 

[Terd Ferguson]

Damn, guys. That hurts, though your points are very valid and I'm probably a big goob with or without my mailbox trip(s).
Would it help my cause if I told you I made up the part about running out the mailbox multiple times each day? That it was a bit of exaggeration - a little hyperbole, if you will.
Admittedly, I have been anxiously awaiting the magazine's arrival and I am beginning to lose hope for this month. It's been a cluster with these folks from the beginning.
Ah well... Only 2 hours, 13 minutes 57 seconds until the mail truck hits my block!