Only in Florida. Or Wisconsin.

[Amy]

Four men, four dead deer, one car

4 men kill deer, all cram inside MINI Cooper, Orange County deputies say | News - Home

 

[cranberry]

You think this is some kind of joke? Four deer are dead!

 

[HanSenSE]

Hartless ...

 

[poindexter]

This is the same kind of joking that was on the Newtown thread.

 

[Vombatus]

It's not a crime until someone screws the deer.

 

[Steak Snabler]

"It's the last thing you'd expect to find outside your rural home -- a bright yellow Mini Cooper, shell casings and blood on the ground."

I'm not sure it's the LAST thing.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

As Boom would say, it's a fluid situation.

 

[Stoney]

It's not a crime until someone screws the deer.

Was there any doubt that Vombatus would be the first to bring up screwing the deer?

 

[Vombatus]

Was there any doubt that Vombatus would be the first to bring up screwing the deer?

Hey, I have a reputation to uphold around here.

 

[BDC99]

Am I the only one who has read this story several times and still has no clue what the hell happened? Were the deer laying around the car and the guys passed out inside? I see that one of them was stuck under the car, so that's the way it seems to me. This story sucks.

 

[Vombatus]

Story could also use some photos of the deer chalk outlines.

 

[cranberry]

I'm a little disappointed they weren't all wearing clown suits.

 

[Amy]

Was there any doubt that Vombatus would be the first to bring up screwing the deer?

A car with foggy windows, four men and four dead deer. Really, who didn't think of dead deer sex? Other than CasanovaCowboy, that is, who is worried about when the men will be emotionally ready to date again.

 

[cranberry]

Not like it hasn't happened before. And, yes, of course it was in Wisconsin.

Man has sex with dead deer | Metro News

Public defender Fredric Anderson filed a motion last week which claimed: ‘The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.’

He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of ‘animals’, then ‘you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.’ The only clear place to draw a line in the definition of what is an animal, and what isn’t, was at the point of death, he argued.

 

[Iron_chet]

Venison is the best of skin.

 

[Vombatus]

I don't know. Sheepskin has something going for it.

 

[Batman]

Meanwhile, in Hollywood, someone read this and started furiously typing the opening scene of "Hangover IV."

 

[BDC99]

A car with foggy windows, four men and four dead deer. Really, who didn't think of dead deer sex?

I sure did. But then that reveals the flaws of this story. I surmise that the deer were still outside the car and the drunk men were passed out inside, soon to wake up to four dead deer they had no plans for.

 

[Riptide]

"What was we s'posed to do? Them deer was nekkid."