One of the greatest interviews in the history of the world

[Starman]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/10/john_mayer_threatens_to_sodomi.html

Did searches for "mayer" and nothing came up, so on with the forcible sodomy.

 

[Alma]

He keeps making ****bag albums like his last one, and he won't find many people laughing.

But I think Mayer is smart enough to realize that album stunk, and he'll admit as much in a year or so.

 

[Beef03]

Loved this exchange

What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
Have you ever heard me play guitar? I'm really ****ing good. You know what I'm bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all troublemaking questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn't deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.

Which I'm sure he's doing.
What's he going to do, send it back? It's like I'm getting a wrongful bulge in my pants and everyone's thinking I've got a nine-inch ****. I'm not going to argue with them, I'm going to let them think I have a nine-inch ****.

 

[Buck]

Good player.
Not a fan of his music.

 

[fishhack2009]

That was bizarre.

And on what planet is John Mayer a "world-renowned blues legend?"

 

[Inky_Wretch]

And on what planet is John Mayer a "world-renowned blues legend?"

The planet where coffee house music passes for the blues?

W.C. Handy spins in the grave.

 

[fishhack2009]

And on what planet is John Mayer a "world-renowned blues legend?"

The planet where coffee house music passes for the blues?

W.C. Handy spins in the grave.

Of all the genres you could put Mayer's stuff in ... blues doesn't make the Top 10 for me. Poor confused interviewer must have thought they were talking to Jonny Lang.

 

[Ace]

It was a funny interview. Couldn't tell if the interviewer was just flummoxed and running down a list or goading Mayer for fun.

He seemed to get into it, though.

 

[doubledown68]

Well, dude was candid. Kudos for that at least.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Speaking of John Mayer, he really classes it up in the Playboy interview this month.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b166523_john_mayer_jessica_simpson_was_sexual.html

 

[Killick]

Speaking of John Mayer, he really classes it up in the Playboy interview this month.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b166523_john_mayer_jessica_simpson_was_sexual.html

"My d--k is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f--kin' David Duke c--k. I'm going to start dating separately from my d--k."

 

[fishhack2009]

Speaking of John Mayer, he really classes it up in the Playboy interview this month.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b166523_john_mayer_jessica_simpson_was_sexual.html

"My d--k is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f--kin' David Duke c--k. I'm going to start dating separately from my d--k."

 

[qtlaw]

Guy is pretty funny. He's not the guy taking himself too seriously, its everyone else. He said Jessica was a champ in bed, what's wrong with that?

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I've been trying to prove to people I'm not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That's f--ked up, man. I'm not dating. I'm not even f--king. So now I'm going to experiment with 'f--k you.' In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever."

John Mayer is currently ****ing Taylor Swift. Allegedly.

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/02/03/taylor-swift-spent-the-night-with-john-mayer-dating-love/

 

[MacDaddy]

I've been trying to prove to people I'm not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That's f--ked up, man. I'm not dating. I'm not even f--king. So now I'm going to experiment with 'f--k you.' In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever."

John Mayer is currently ****ing Taylor Swift. Allegedly.

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/02/03/taylor-swift-spent-the-night-with-john-mayer-dating-love/

If they were reproduce, imagine how crappy that kid's music would be.

 

[Pilot]

I've been trying to prove to people I'm not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That's f--ked up, man. I'm not dating. I'm not even f--king. So now I'm going to experiment with 'f--k you.' In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever."

John Mayer is currently ****ing Taylor Swift. Allegedly.

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/02/03/taylor-swift-spent-the-night-with-john-mayer-dating-love/

Jennifer Aniston to Taylor Swift.

Rough life.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Speaking of John Mayer, he really classes it up in the Playboy interview this month.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b166523_john_mayer_jessica_simpson_was_sexual.html

Why not just post a link to the interview itself.
http://www.playboy.com/articles/john-mayer-playboy-interview/index.html?page=2
(Lots of NSFW language, but no photos that are NSFW)

But he also had a breakdown last night on stage because of the interview:
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b166708_john_mayer_breaks_down_onstage_over.html?sid=aolpop_news&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=aolpop&utm_campaign=aolpop_news

 

[forever_town]

Outing alert: John Mayer is really Haywood Jablome.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Speaking of John Mayer, he really classes it up in the Playboy interview this month.

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b166523_john_mayer_jessica_simpson_was_sexual.html

Why not just post a link to the interview itself.
http://www.playboy.com/articles/john-mayer-playboy-interview/index.html?page=2
(Lots of NSFW language, but no photos that are NSFW)

I saw a link to it on a friend's Twitter feed. And I wasn't about to visit Playboy.com on the office wifi.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Speaking of John Mayer, he finally comes to realize he's a douchebag and chokes up onstage:

http://news.google.com/news?q=john%20mayer&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wn