Once again, it's time to 'mentor the youth'

[Starman]

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3415132

The Cowboys will bring in Tank Johnson to "mentor " Pacman Jones. :o :o

No word yet on their application to have Rae Carruth and Michael Vick released on furlough programs, so they can join the "mentoring" sessions. As usual, O.J. Simpson is available for a fee. ::) ::)

 

[JakeandElwood]

Tank Johnson mentoring anybody is a flat out scary concept.

 

[spaceman]

Did you say "Utes?"

 

[Starman]

Did you say "Utes?"

 

[spnited]

Did you say "Utes?"

"Are you mocking me, son?"

 

[mustangj17]

Did you say "Utes?"

Yeah you know Utes.

 

[Starman]

Did you say "Utes?"

"Are you mocking me, son?"

"I bought a suit. You've seen it. Now, it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one-hour cleaner, so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu. So I had to get this in a secondhand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket, which I know you hate, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing for you."