Oh, the stories your vibrator would tell!

[The Big Ragu]

New internet outrage: ‘Smart’ sex toy sent company details of its use

From the annals of WTF. ... Who reads the instructions and says, "Yeah, I need to pair my vibrator with my iPhone via bluetooth?"

 

[dixiehack]

"Alexa, go for my G-spot."
"Recalculating ... recalculating"

 

[LongTimeListener]

"It's such a relief that the thing remembers when I scream 'Right there! Right there!'" the woman said.

 

[JC]

New internet outrage: ‘Smart’ sex toy sent company details of its use

From the annals of WTF. ... Who reads the instructions and says, "Yeah, I need to pair my vibrator with my iPhone via bluetooth?"

Annals? I think you meant anal.

 

[Chef2]

"Alexa, go for my G-spot."
"Recalculating ... recalculating"

I bow in your general direction.

 

[User 149557]

New internet outrage: ‘Smart’ sex toy sent company details of its use

From the annals of WTF. ... Who reads the instructions and says, "Yeah, I need to pair my vibrator with my iPhone via bluetooth?"

The feature comes (ugh) in handy (really?) in long-distance relationships...I've been told.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

What kind of music does Pandora crank out when paired with a vibrator?

 

[LongTimeListener]

What kind of music does Pandora crank out when paired with a vibrator?

 

[Buck]

This is why humans are doomed.


This and the college football playoff and NFL replay.

 

[SpeedTchr]

What kind of music does Pandora crank out when paired with a vibrator?

Hair metal?

 

[dixiehack]

The actual story is as funny as our wisecracks.

Distant partners could use vibration modes labeled “pulse,” “wave,” “echo,” “tide,” “crest,” “peak” and “chachacha.”

I guess "tide" is for when Mike Price logs on.

 

[LongTimeListener]

My favorite part of the story is the clumsy wording in the second paragraph.

Customers have accused the sex toy of sending the manufacturer details of how the high-end vibrator was being used without the consent of the owner.

You'd think she would have noticed before it got to that point.



 

[HanSenSE]

What kind of music does Pandora crank out when paired with a vibrator?

Barenaked Ladies.

 

[dixiehack]

Barenaked Ladies.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

The Internet of Thangs.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

The actual story is as funny as our wisecracks.



I guess "tide" is for when Mike Price logs on.

Roll Damn Tide

 

[Batman]

What kind of music does Pandora crank out when paired with a vibrator?

 

[Buck]

What kind of music does Pandora crank out when paired with a vibrator?

http://www.weedfarm.com/images/otherimages/CF3152.jpg

 

[Fly]

What kind of music does Pandora crank out when paired with a vibrator?

Power Pop?

 

[User 1019]

I'm in Central America. Should I buy my wife one of these?