NIT pool!!!

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

I LOVE KANSAS ! BUT ALSO PITTSBURGH THINGS ! LOOK AT MY COOL BIGOTED JOKES ! FRESH AND FUNNY-- LIKE WHEN MY MULLETED POLOCK UNCLE TOOK MY ANAL VIRGINITY IN THE BACK OF HIS PINTO COVERED IN FRANCO HARRIS STICKERS ! HE PUT THE TERRIBLE TOWEL IN MY MOUTH AND RUBBED MY MOUSTACHE AND TOLD ME ONE DAY IT WOULD GROW FURRY LIKE WANNY'S !

Wow. Just Wow.

 

[Oz]

C'mon, Oz. You're better than that.

Stop with the lectures. The old Pitt fan in me went too far there. I've already deleted the post (and asked them to delete theirs so that there's no record of it) and offered apologies through PMs. Well, and now here. I apologize.

 

[BYH]

I LOVE KANSAS ! BUT ALSO PITTSBURGH THINGS ! LOOK AT MY COOL BIGOTED JOKES ! FRESH AND FUNNY-- LIKE WHEN MY MULLETED POLOCK UNCLE TOOK MY ANAL VIRGINITY IN THE BACK OF HIS PINTO COVERED IN FRANCO HARRIS STICKERS ! HE PUT THE TERRIBLE TOWEL IN MY MOUTH AND RUBBED MY MOUSTACHE AND TOLD ME ONE DAY IT WOULD GROW FURRY LIKE WANNY'S !

Wow. Just Wow.

Someone's a ****ing baby.

And no, ****ing baby, that's not a West Virginia joke. Though it would also suffice.

 

[Angola!]

Since I've never hated on the South - at least not sober, though I could say a few things about Texans and their ******* rebel flag and their flag in general - did I win the pool?