News sure to break a few SJ.com hearts ...

[Claws for Concern]

Maggie Gyllenhaal marries Peter Sarsgaard in Italy over the weekend ...


http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090504/en_top_eo/121940

 

[imjustagirl]

QUICK! GET FENIAN AWAY FROM THE KNIVES!!!

 

[Ace]

So you're saying Peter Sarsgaard is off the market?

 

[Bob Cook]

I hope she hyphenates her last name, gives her future child an impossibly obscure first name, and then watches the fun of him/her trying to learn how to write that in kindergarten.

 

[Buck]

All children's first names must contain a minimus of three As.

 

[Claws for Concern]

So you're saying Peter Sarsgaard is off the market?

For you, yes.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

SAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSGAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

 

[Guy_Incognito]

Maazaal Tov.

 

[joe king]

I think they set an American indoor record for most double-aa's in a single wedding.

 

[RickStain]

As far as looks go, you have to really respect her acting ability.

 

[mustangj17]

Did not know who she was until today.

 

[Ace]

As far as looks go, you have to really respect her acting ability.

Ouch.

She's not a blonde bombshell, but she seems smart and sexy.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

As far as looks go, you have to really respect her acting ability.

I am sorry to hear about your recent passing.

 

[Batman]

I hope she hyphenates her last name, gives her future child an impossibly obscure first name, and then watches the fun of him/her trying to learn how to write that in kindergarten.

I hope she hyphenates her last name and the kid grows up to play a sport in college or the pros. His (or her) name might be the first in history to form a complete circle around their number.

 

[RickStain]

Look, with enough Hollywood makeup and effects, anyone can look reasonably attractive.

But without all that, you have:

 

[imjustagirl]

Fenian loves him some Maggie. Trust me, I've fought the good fight.

She's not nearly as sexy as Steve Spurrier.

 

[finishthehat]

Look, with enough Hollywood makeup and effects, anyone can look reasonably attractive.

But without all that, you have:

You're not proving your point, dude.

 

[RickStain]

You're not proving your point, dude.

I feel as comfortable with my position as something this subjective can be.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Look, with enough Hollywood makeup and effects, anyone can look reasonably attractive.

But without all that, you have:

You're not proving your point, dude.

OMIGOD! I MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO KEEP FOOD DOWN AGAIN! WHATTA TROLL! MY GOODS ARE TRYING TO RECESS! EEEEEEEK!





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[RickStain]

OMIGOD! I MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO KEEP FOOD DOWN AGAIN! WHATTA TROLL! MY GOODS ARE TRYING TO RECESS! EEEEEEEK!
:

Different contexts have different scales.

Walking into the room right now with a special pass from God that there are no consequences to me or my marriage? She's a keeper.

Impossibly dreaming on a famous person? She's not making the cut.