MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!

[Point of Order]

"They have the same personal problems that they had today, and I'm going to continue to live the way that I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that. So they can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal, but they gotta get back to the real world at some point."

 

[dooley_womack1]

I love Mark Cuban. Provides for his players, doesn't cry poverty, tweaks Darth Stern.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Stern looked like he wanted to be any place but that stage when he was giving the trophy to the Mavs.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The conspiracy theorists have to be bummed that the Mavs didn't have a ton of fouls called against them in the fourth quarter.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I'm sure there will be a Slate-driven reassessment in the coming days of Why People Shouldn't Dislike the Heat and Why LeBron is Misunderstood but in the meantime...I'm enjoying this.

Not after he told everyone in the press conference that they have to wake up in the real world while he just keeps doing his thing.

 

[Armchair_QB]

The conspiracy theorists have to be bummed that the Mavs didn't have a ton of fouls called against them in the fourth quarter.

Unless Stern found a way for somebody else to shoot the free throws it wouldn't have mattered.

 

[slappy4428]

We are, but can live with it.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Huh?

 

[Killick]

I want to laugh in Mark Jackson's face. About 9 minute left in the quarter: "Sometimes, you can just look at a player and tell when they're about to take over a game. Wade has that look right now. He's about to take this over."

Uh... by dribbling off his foot?

 

[apeman33]

Two minutes left. Dallas has the ball. Heat down by 9, IIRC. And they ... don't foul? Heck, they didn't even appear to be interested in playing defense. And my thought when I saw that was "Have they quit?"

As I think about it now, I'm not certain they quit. I wonder if they knew what to do.

 

[amraeder]

Two minutes left. Dallas has the ball. Heat down by 9, IIRC. And they ... don't foul? Heck, they didn't even appear to be interested in playing defense. And my thought when I saw that was "Have they quit?"

As I think about it now, I'm not certain they quit. I wonder if they knew what to do.

Yeah, the lack of fouling in the final minute (until they fouled liked Kidd with 18 seconds left) really confused me.

 

[WTFünke]

 

[SpeedTchr]

Why are the Mavs announcing the remake of Midnight Cowboy?

Midnight Cowboy? I thought the Village People were having a reunion.

Looks like the German dude is boning Cuban like a Wisconsin deer.

 

[nck228]

That picture may have just made my weekend.

 

[secretariat]

 

[steveu]

This. Priceless.

 

[imjustagirl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIe23C1NvU4&feature=player_embedded

(NSFW - Lyrics)

I love you. Playing this for the third time in a row now. Had forgotten about it ... or blocked out the whole thing.

 

[Shoeless Joe]

I didn't watch is a second of the NBA season, up to and including the Finals, but just have to say "Good!"

 

[Ben_Hecht]

"They have the same personal problems that they had today, and I'm going to continue to live the way that I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that. So they can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal, but they gotta get back to the real world at some point."

How long has it been since LBJ lived in the so-called Real World? How many years?

 

[heyabbott]

Good thing LeBron has a big contract because his endorsement opportunities are very limited. Does Nike really want to be associated with a Serial Quitter?