More fun at Chuck E. Cheese

[hondo]

A brawl and a stabbing. Their kids must be so proud of their parents.

Police: 2 Injured In Massive Brawl, Stabbing At Chuck E. Cheese

 

[LongTimeListener]

They need to allow their customers to carry guns. That would make things safer.

 

[Buck]

1. That's like 5-10 minutes from where I grew up.
B. Baby's first birthday is coming up. We're going to the park. Cake and presents. Maybe 5-10 people there. Wrap it all up in 60 minutes.

 

[BTExpress]

15-20 people is a "massive" brawl? That's a hit-batsman.

 

[hondo]

15-20 people is a "massive" brawl? That's a hit-batsman.

In Jersey, maybe.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

They need to allow their customers to carry guns. That would make things safer.

Only as long as your gun is linked to you the same way you are linked to your kid(s): With an invisible ink and scanner.

Hot take: Chuck E. Cheese is kinda fun. I'd never been to one before my daughter became old enough to go to birthday parties there. Once in a while, on a rainy day, it's fun to go there, play some Skee Ball and load the kid up on bad food and worse prizes.

 

[Slacker]

A good kid with a gun coulda stopped that ****.

 

[SnarkShark]

Only as long as your gun is linked to you the same way you are linked to your kid(s): With an invisible ink and scanner.

Hot take: Chuck E. Cheese is kinda fun. I'd never been to one before my daughter became old enough to go to birthday parties there. Once in a while, on a rainy day, it's fun to go there, play some Skee Ball and load the kid up on bad food and worse prizes.

It’s a good rainy day spot, for sure. But I can absolutely see the potential for **** to go down there.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I suppose, but I hadn't worried about it until tonight. Thanks SJ!

 

[Vombatus]

It’s all fun and games until it gets stabby.

 

[cyclingwriter2]

We have some knock off Chuck E. Cheese type places that are sans beer. Never any problems with them.

 

[justgladtobehere]

Except for the no beer part, of course.

 

[TigerVols]

We have some knock off Chuck E. Cheese type places that are sans beer. Never any problems with them.

In some places those are called all-nude strip joints.

 

[cyclingwriter2]

In some places those are called all-nude strip joints.

My two year old loves them

 

[TigerVols]

My two year old loves them

Let’s just hope the same won’t one day be true of your 18 year old daughter.

 

[SnarkShark]

We have some knock off Chuck E. Cheese type places that are sans beer. Never any problems with them.

Chuck E. Cheese has beer? Do they all have beer? I haven’t noticed and I feel like I would have.

 

[jr/shotglass]

I really want to know how they got from Point A to Point B there. It would be an absolutely fascinating sociological study.

My daughter loved Chuck E. Cheese when she was 4-5. And I could hit the video games.

 

[swingline]

My oldest used to call it Chuck E. Cheez-it. That's all I got.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Chuck E. Cheese has beer? Do they all have beer? I haven’t noticed and I feel like I would have.

Mine does. It seems to be an idea equal parts brilliant and terrible.

 

[cyclingwriter2]

Chuck E. Cheese has beer? Do they all have beer? I haven’t noticed and I feel like I would have.

Yeah, that is the root cause of their problems. People get tanked up during these birthday parties.

Story is a decade old, but not much has changed.

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