More cave drama.

[Chef2]

Complaint: 81 grams of drugs found inside woman's body

Good Heavens.

 

[Vombatus]

Let’s all take this seriously.

 

[Chef2]

I feel sorry for whoever is tryung to please that.
In order to go down on her, you need a pick axe and a mining helmet.

 

[expendable]

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

That's only 3 ounces. But still, makes you wonder why the cops went spelunking.

 

[Vombatus]

Finally got around to reading chef’s link tonight. (Hesitated to do so at work.)

A nurse removed the baggie. Investigators discovered that the baggie contained three smaller bags.

Here's what detectives say was inside the bags:
36.67 grams of cocaine
14.72 grams of meth
27.80 grams of synthetic weed
Six MDMA (ecstasy) pills
1.26 grams of marijuana

 

[Chef2]

That's only 3 ounces. But still, makes you wonder why the cops went spelunking.

Best use of the word spelunking this year.
How'd you like to draw that straw?
"Pardon me ma'am.......I'm gonna just SON OF A *****!.......I BOUT LOST MY ARM FROM THE VACUUM!"

 

[JC]

Holy ****, this is the thread for SJ’s Carrot Tops.

 

[User 4332]

I feel sorry for whoever is tryung to please that.
In order to go down on her, you need a pick axe and a mining helmet.

The story makes it sound like police had been looking at the guy she was with for a while and had learned that he his m.o. was to have a female companion use her, um, prison purse to hide the drugs.

What they found inside surprised me, less for the quantity than the variety. She was ready to supply a rave.

These kind of busts happen with some regularity. Mostly people trying to smuggle contraband in and out of jails and prisons, though. The smartphones always get me. Especially when a man is doing the smuggling.

 

[Chef2]

prison purse

That is glorious.

 

[Buck]