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Perry White

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Operation removes lightbulb from anus

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
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Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
 
Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
 
Hope it's not a halogen bulb. Thosecould really roast your anus.
 
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Was this some Starman justice for what this guy did to get in jail in the first place?
 
Oh, sure. Just laugh at this poor guy. But when you've been drugged by 'them' and have lightbulbs shoved up your rectum, we'll see who's laughing then.
 
perrywhite said:
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

He doubted that?
 

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