Missing Meat Alert

[Chef2]

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/8995605/report-cops-seek-awol-racing-italian-sausage-milwaukee-brewers-games

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Curling, beer tasting and a missing sausage. All this story is missing is cheese and someone nailing a dead dear and it's the most Wisconsin story ever.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

Where the **** is Mystery Meat? Has anyone checked on him lately?

 

[Ace]

Where the **** is Mystery Meat? Has anyone checked on him lately?

He's probably out casing his sausage.

 

[Small Town Guy]

He's in a frozen ravioli dinner being served in Italy.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Chef I was afraid you lost another appendage when I read the thread title.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Somebody at some newspaper/web site is going to write a "hide the sausage" headline on this one.

 

[Batman]

Have they looked in Delaware?
How about Miss Delaware?

 

[Football_Bat]

He went to a sausage party. Duh.

 

[Batman]

Wanted for questioning.

 

[ifilus]

Racing sausage no longer a missing link

http://www.jsonline.com/news/ozwash/after-a-night-of-barhopping-in-cedarburg-the-racing-italian-sausage-is-missing-am8uuq1-193584041.html

 

[Armchair_QB]

Racing sausage no longer a missing link

http://www.jsonline.com/news/ozwash/after-a-night-of-barhopping-in-cedarburg-the-racing-italian-sausage-is-missing-am8uuq1-193584041.html

Two things about this story are completely unsurprising given where it occurred:

1. The guy who stole the costume wore it to go bar hopping.

2. The world's largest manufacturer of sauerkraut is headquartered in Wisconsin.

 

[Machine Head]

Racing sausage no longer a missing link

http://www.jsonline.com/news/ozwash/after-a-night-of-barhopping-in-cedarburg-the-racing-italian-sausage-is-missing-am8uuq1-193584041.html

Two things about this story are completely unsurprising given where it occurred:

1. The guy who stole the costume wore it to go bar hopping.

2. The world's largest manufacturer of sauerkraut is headquartered in Wisconsin.

I didn't have to buy a drink all night!

 

[Bubbler]

Italian Sausage sleeps with the fishes.

 

[Tarheel316]

Where the **** is Mystery Meat? Has anyone checked on him lately?

Actually that's what I thought this thread was about before I opened it.