Michael Irvin: 'I Love My Dead Gay Brother!'

[Football_Bat]

Good for him. But him saying the 1990s Cowboys would've welcomed a gay athlete into the locker room? That's stretching it.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/2011/07/michael_irvin_runs_his_out_rou.php#more

 

[LongTimeListener]

That is an outstanding thread title. I'm going to go drink some mineral water right now.

Yeah I don't see Leon Lett and the boys welcoming a gay teammate. But with Irvin's no-limit sexual escapades, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out he dabbled.

 

[rmanfredi]

One gay teammate on the 1990s Cowboys = one less guy competing for hookers and groupies. I think they'd be OK with that (especially if said teammate chipped in his fair share of money for "party supplies" at The White House).

 

[slappy4428]

That is an outstanding thread title. I'm going to go drink some mineral water right now.

Yeah I don't see Leon Lett and the boys welcoming a gay teammate. But with Irvin's no-limit sexual escapades, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out he dabbled.

Bob Crane: What is that on my ass?
John Carpenter: That is my hand.
Bob Crane: Rubbing my ass?
John Carpenter: So what?
Bob Crane: Your fingers are up my cheeks. What you doing in there?
John Carpenter: lt's an orgy, Bob.
Bob Crane: So you can just touch my ass?
John Carpenter: I thought you liked it. - I thought it was her! God! What's the difference?
Bob Crane: The difference? You got your fingers up my asshole!
John Carpenter: Sorry.
Bob Crane: **** you very much.
John Carpenter: Bob, I said I'm sorry... It's a group grope!

 

[printdust]

That is an outstanding thread title. I'm going to go drink some mineral water right now.

Yeah I don't see Leon Lett and the boys welcoming a gay teammate. But with Irvin's no-limit sexual escapades, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out he dabbled.

I'd agree with this. I'm sure as coked up as he was at times, he couldn't remember what or who he had relations with.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

I wonder if his brother was Irvin's fashion consultant when he wore the full body fur to his cocaine trial.

 

[printdust]

I wonder if his brother was Irvin's fashion consultant when he wore the full body fur to his cocaine trial.

Or that mustard yellow suit.

 

[Jake_Taylor]

That is an outstanding thread title. I'm going to go drink some mineral water right now.

Yeah I don't see Leon Lett and the boys welcoming a gay teammate. But with Irvin's no-limit sexual escapades, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out he dabbled.

So are you saying maybe Skip Bayless was focusing his efforts on trying to out the wrong Cowboy?

 

[Steak Snabler]

That is an outstanding thread title. I'm going to go drink some mineral water right now.

Corn nuts!!!

 

[Care Bear]

We need more gay threads around here.

 

[Mark McGwire]

That is an outstanding thread title. I'm going to go drink some mineral water right now.

Corn nuts!!!

BQ!

 

[fossywriter8]

That is an outstanding thread title.

Substitute 'Brother' with 'Son' and I get a flashback to the 1989 movie "Heathers" starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0&feature=related

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

That is an outstanding thread title.

Substitute 'Brother' with 'Son' and I get a flashback to the 1989 movie "Heathers" starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0&feature=related

Huh.

 

[Steak Snabler]

That is an outstanding thread title.

Substitute 'Brother' with 'Son' and I get a flashback to the 1989 movie "Heathers" starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0&feature=related

 

[farmerjerome]

We need more gay threads around here.

Or shirtless pics of Michael Irvin. Mmmmmm.

 

[fossywriter8]

That is an outstanding thread title.

Substitute 'Brother' with 'Son' and I get a flashback to the 1989 movie "Heathers" starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0&feature=related

Just trying to connect the dots for those who didn't know.

 

[rmanfredi]

When I see pictures of the Death Star and Harrison Ford dressed as Han Solo, I think of "Star Wars"

 

[imjustagirl]

When I see a young girl frolicking with a lion, a scarecrow and a tin man, I think of the Wizard of Oz.

(still never seen it)

 

[shockey]

When I see a young girl frolicking with a lion, a scarecrow and a tin man, I think of the Wizard of Oz.

(still never seen it)

WTF???!!!

This is waaaaay more egregious than chris jones never reading gary smith. at least that had the smith vs. jones centuries-long feud going for it. but to have never seen 'the wizard of oz'??!! that's just not right, my little pretty....

SportsJournalists.com MUST have a 'w.o.o.' outing/intervention for ijag.

 

[Ace]

We need an intervention for IJAG.