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Trojan has a promotion going on in NYC offering free vibrators. Because of all the commotion and traffic that the events have created, The Mayor at first pulled the plug but then reconsidered after being inundated with complaints from anxious females.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/free_vibrators_on_again_oh_yes_iiVVTpUMBp3XMwR6Aya7UJ

No big gulps or trans fats but vibrators for all. I guess they are good for your health in the Mayors eyes.
 
To each his (well her) own, I guess, but I'm reminded of one of my favorite lines from "The Rock": "What kinda ****ed up tour is this?"
 
Bloomberg has lost his mind:

In June, the City of New York sold 28,000 pounds of spent shell casings to a an ammunition dealer in Georgia, where they were to be reloaded with bullets. Anyone with $15 can buy a bag of 50, no questions asked, under Georgia law. As The New York Times reported, the city has previously sold shell casings — which are collected at the police target shooting range — to scrap metal dealers, but in this case the highest bidder was the ammunition store.

It was perfectly legal. And jarring, considering that the mayor, Michael R. Bloomberg, has made aggressive gun regulation one of his prime causes, at no small risk to any national political ambitions he might harbor. He has arranged sting buys and filed lawsuits against firearms dealers in other states who, in his view, flouted even the easygoing regulatory regimen of recent years.

But surely, it couldn’t make any sense for the city itself to put more bullets into the weapons economy by recycling casing? After all, the city destroys perfectly usable — and sellable — guns that it recovers from criminals. The sale of the casings must have been the product of someone in an unnoticed cubicle in city government, simply following the bidding rules by rote.

You might think that when learning about the sale, the mayor would have said, “Thanks for the tip.”

Instead, City Hall rose in chorus to sing of the constitutional freedom to own guns and the bullets that go in them. Indeed, the city would gladly sell the next batch of shell casings to a high-bidding ammunition dealer, said John Feinblatt, the criminal justice coordinator. (The dealers of super-size soft drinks, now facing mayoral regulation, must be wondering why the founding fathers couldn’t have added “and drink soda” after the right to “bear arms.”)

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/10/nyregion/taxing-bullets-as-de-facto-gun-control.html
 
From the Post story:

One of the men in line, Homer Turgeon, Heywood Jablome, 24, planned to make use of his vibrator as a somewhat unusual family gift.

“It’s for my mother,” the 24-year-old Manhattan law student said. “She’s a dear, sweet woman. I’ll mail it to her in Washington.”
 
MisterCreosote said:
That's one long-ass line they're standing in. What's wrong with New York guys if that many women are lining up for vibrators?

New Yorkers have small dicks?
 
MisterCreosote said:
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6!
 
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The "6" is so not funny. Never really was, really isn't anymore. Time to move on from that one.
 
Moderator1 said:
The "6" is so not funny. Never really was, really isn't anymore. Time to move on from that one.

You sound like Mayor Bloomberg. :)
 
Stitch said:
MisterCreosote said:
That's one long-ass line they're standing in. What's wrong with New York guys if that many women are lining up for vibrators?

New Yorkers have small dicks?
anti-semetic comments are discouraged
 
Time is money, people.

If I'm going to stand in line 2 hours, it will be for 1) something I was going to spend at least $100 on, and 2) worth at least $100.
 
BTExpress said:
Time is money, people.

If I'm going to stand in line 2 hours, it will be for 1) something I was going to spend at least $100 on, and 2) worth at least $100.

An orgasm for your special other -- priceless.
 

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