Stipulating up front that it's creepy and gross and lame to rank women in this manner...
Allison Brie is way too low. Chelsea Handler shouldn't be within a mile of this list. Anna Paquin looks like she was dipped in 1984. Zooey Deschanel is much, much too low. Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and hardly deserves to be ranked 10 spots below Lindsay Vonn, who probably wouldn't even be the hottest woman on SportsJournalists.com if she posted here. That Ke$ha chick is not only not even slightly hot, she makes even dumber music than Fergie, which I didn't think was possible. Britney Spears? Seriously Maxim? Let it go, brahs. And take Jennifer Love Hewitt with you. I'm actually impressed Sofia Vergara made this list, since she's old enough to be the mom of most Maxim readers. Stephanie Pratt's inclusion is probably the most laughable on in the top 50. January Jones, also too low at 33. Enjoy Taylor Swift, but she looks like she's 12, trying to play 17. Hayden Panettire might as well be 12. Gross. Danica Patrick in the top 25 is insanity. Milla Jovovich ranked that high is a joke. It's clear from some of these rankings that Maxim's publisher is getting hummers from some of the has beens. Olivia Wilde and Bar Rafeli probably both should have been in the Top 5. Amanda Bynes is Lolita hot, in a way that makes me very uncomfortable. Audrina Patridge is probably the most overrated "hottie" of this era. She's John Mayer with big boobs and a nice body, basically, and about as dumb as his songs are lame. I hear Kim Kardashian's herpes just missed getting ranked in the Top 100 on their own. Katie Perry has huge cans. Why this makes her any different than the various other ladies on this list with huge cans, I can't say. Perplexing.
No Christina Hendricks proves, of course, that this list is beyond stupid.
But not as stupid as I am for clicking through it, apparently.