Math geeks everywhere sniffle, adjust their pocket protectors.

[Killick]

... and Kevin Arnold wishes he had pulled a "Graduate"-like hijacking of the ceremonies.

Yep. Winnie Cooper is off the market.

http://tinyurl.com/ddhloe

 

[RickStain]

No geek wants a girl who is better at him than math.

 

[TrooperBari]

No geek wants a girl who is better at him than math.

Speak for yourself, chief.

 

[Killick]

No geek wants a girl who is better at him than math.

Clearly, Rick's already been drinking this morning. :P

 

[alleyallen]

No geek wants a girl who is better at him than math.

Speak for yourself, chief.

Yeah...consider the trouble I'm having with college algebra right now, I'd kill for a math geek.

 

[mike311gd]

No geek wants a girl who is better at him than math.

Math is really good at him, I take it.

 

[RickStain]

No geek wants a girl who is better at him than math.

Clearly, Rick's already been drinking this morning. :P

I wish. I swear, five years ago I never typed stuff like that. Lately I do it every day. I'm freaking old or something.

 

[HandsomeHarley]

Why did I know as soon as I saw this threat title that it was about the most beautiful girl in show bizz getting hitched?

 

[BYH]

I sure hope someone tried picking her up with something like "1 plus 1 equals me and you."

 

[Freelance Hack]

I sure hope someone tried picking her up with something like "1 plus 1 equals me and you."

Or, "I want to get my digit in your pi!"

 

[RickStain]

http://xkcd.com/487/

 

[forever_town]

Yep. Winnie Cooper is off the market.

She definitely doesn't look dorky in her recent pics.

 

[steveu]

Wondered where my post went, musta been a d_b. I'll still echo Florida and go Damn. Damn. Damn.