Mark May is a moron

[Herky_Jerky]

I don't know if this has already been brought up on another thread, or perhaps on the sports board, but I figured I'd mention it here anyways.

While watching the in-studio personalities discuss Appy State's win over Michigan, I enjoyed Lou Holtz sticking up for the Mountaineers and telling people that it wasn't as big of a surprise as everyone was making it out to be. I'm kinda curious as to what his thoughts were before the game.

But alas, that's not why I'm here. I started this thread because Holtz had to defend himself against that moron Mark May, who was completely dumbfounded by the fact that such a "powerful" team as Michigan could fall at home to a I-AA school.

The best part was when May referred to Appy State as an "insuperior" team. Did anyone else catch that?

Maybe we should start a thread titled "ESPN boner of the week" or "ESPN's new word of the day." I seem to recall talk of Steve Young using "resurgence" as a verb a few weeks ago.

Thoughts?

 

[sportschick]

At least Steve has an excuse, the man still seems to have post-concussion syndrome.

 

[Chef]

yes; Mark May is a moron.

That's what I should have named my fantasy football team.....

The Moronic Mark Mays.

 

[rtse11]

Bring back Trev Alberts!

 

[Barsuk]

In other news, the sun rises in the east.

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

But suddenly, a new contender has emerged....
Trey Wingo, on SC, talking about the NFC East

"Let's start with the team that finished up the rear..."

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

But suddenly, a new contender has emerged....
Trey Wingo, on SC, talking about the NFC East

"Let's start with the team that finished up the rear..."

End well, this thread wil not.

 

[crusoes]

But suddenly, a new contender has emerged....
Trey Wingo, on SC, talking about the NFC East

"Let's start with the team that finished up the rear..."

But enough about the Brokeback Mountaineers.

 

[Bill Horton]

Mark May is such a moron that on the rare occurences when I agree with him I want to hurt myself.

 

[MU_was_not_so_hard]

I'll still take him over Lou "Stumbling, Bumbling" Holtz 95 percent of the time.

 

[Bill Horton]

Thashtch Lou Holtschtch of ESchetchPN schtchumbling and bumbling.
Stchtchay ... how 'bout thoschtche
Schtchtouth Carolina Gamecockschtch?

 

[Piotr Rasputin]

End well, this thread wil not.

 

[doubledown68]

Thashtch Lou Holtschtch of ESchetchPN schtchumbling and bumbling.
Stchtchay ... how 'bout thoschtche
Schtchtouth Carolina Gamecockschtch?

Awww, geezzzthth, we got Bill and Mary next week. They've got thisthth back-up long schchanapper, and in the final analysisthth, he could really be the differencththe.

 

[TwoGloves]

I don't know if this has already been brought up on another thread, or perhaps on the sports board, but I figured I'd mention it here anyways.

While watching the in-studio personalities discuss Appy State's win over Michigan, I enjoyed Lou Holtz sticking up for the Mountaineers and telling people that it wasn't as big of a surprise as everyone was making it out to be. I'm kinda curious as to what his thoughts were before the game.

But alas, that's not why I'm here. I started this thread because Holtz had to defend himself against that moron Mark May, who was completely dumbfounded by the fact that such a "powerful" team as Michigan could fall at home to a I-AA school.

The best part was when May referred to Appy State as an "insuperior" team. Did anyone else catch that?

Maybe we should start a thread titled "ESPN boner of the week" or "ESPN's new word of the day." I seem to recall talk of Steve Young using "resurgence" as a verb a few weeks ago.

Thoughts?

How about the MMMOTD? (Moronic Media Moment of the Day.)

 

[Joel_Goodsen]

Mark May is a moron, but he was right on in this discussion while Holtz came off like a senile idiot and a coach apologist with his ridiculous theories -- he even went so far as to say this was not an upset and explained that the reason it isn't is that the spread offense is the great equalizer, which might be the dumbest **** I've ever heard.

Bottom line, Michigan should NEVER lose to a I-AA team, ever, regardless of how good said I-AA team is.

 

[CollegeJournalist]

The Top ESPN Boner moment of the year, maybe of all time, came last Thursday at halftime of the Louisville-Murray State game. Lou Holtz, orator that he is, referred to Louisville wideout Mario Urrutia as...............

Mario Urethra.

Yes. He did.

 

[Bill Horton]

The Top ESPN Boner moment of the year, maybe of all time, came last Thursday at halftime of the Louisville-Murray State game. Lou Holtz, orator that he is, referred to Louisville wideout Mario Urrutia as...............

Mario Urethra.

Yes. He did.

That'll make you pee your pants.

 

[JayFarrar]

Trev Alberts agrees ...
http://www.firemarkmay.com/

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

1. Mark May is an arrogant moron
2. Half the time, I don't know what comes out of Lou Holtz's mouth, but it's still fun to watch him get worked up :D ;D
3. Mark May is an arrogant moron

 

[ColbertNation]

1. Mark May is an arrogant moron
2. Half the time, I don't know what comes out of Lou Holtz's mouth, but it's still fun to watch him get worked up :D ;D
3. Mark May is an arrogant moron

You forgot:
4. Mark May is an arrogant moron