Manager, Washington Nationals

[CarlSpackler]

Promising young National League ballclub looking for a go-getter who can keep team above .500. Perks include a schedule that features several games with the New York Mets and Florida Marlins, and getting to watch the President Races every home game.

3-5 years experience preferred, but not necessary. Please note that this may be a temporary seasonal position.

Please send resume and cover letter to: Mike Rizzo, General Manager, Washington Nationals, 1500 South Capitol Dr., SE, Washington, DC 20003

 

[slappy4428]

Will they take a college grad looking for their first job but with several internships?

 

[baddecision]

Is the salary above $30K? Do they pay relocation? Can the winning candidate have a couple weeks off during the summer?

 

[Lollygaggers]

I'm sure the position requires blogging and social media skills, right?

 

[HanSenSE]

Does it involve working nights and weekends?

 

[jr/shotglass]

This is a very nice area, with several good high schools in the suburbs. I can vouch for Danny Espinosa and Ian Desmond; they're very nice guys. Salt of the earth.

 

[Stitch]

Must develop rapport with parents and game officials.

Nights and weekends are a must. (Taken)

Award-winning.

Is there anything else from the Farmington threads to throw on here?

 

[jr/shotglass]

This is a big-boy job.

 

[HanSenSE]

Is it really only 15 minutes away from Lake Tahoe?

 

[jr/shotglass]

YOU'RE HIRED!

 

[nck228]

This sounds like the perfect job for Tyler Dunne.

 

[Stitch]

This sounds like the perfect job for Tyler Dunne.

He texted the GM and told him he was in the running for the Marlins job instead.

 

[imjustagirl]

Hey, shottie, that's a knockoff. You can tell by the misspelling. This is obviously official:

 

[secretariat]

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Hmmm. Might throw my name into the hat. Is there much to see and do in the Washington area??

 

[jr/shotglass]

You know, those sorts of questions should really go to Drip. He generally seems to be on top of all the job openings.

 

[imjustagirl]

Drip knows Mike Rizzo. REALLY well. Just ask him.

 

[Stitch]

Hmmm. Might throw my name into the hat. Is there much to see and do in the Washington area??

I was there for two days and it's a crappy town, even though I was covering something for all my waking hours and didn't have a chance to do any sightseeing.

 

[Ice9]

My sources tell me a prominent reporter from one of the big boy Florida papers is in the running for this job

 

[steveu]

I heard they were freezing the position.