Man waterboards himself

[Write-brained]

A dude tortured himself and then wrote a very interesting post about how it works and what it did to him.

Hate to refer everyone to another message board, but this is a fascinating link. This description of waterboarding answers every question about it I've ever had.

I'm not trying this anytime soon.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=448717

 

[User 1019]

What a dumbass.

 

[JoelHammond]

Holy crap.

 

[andyouare?]

Strange. He admitted to a plot to blow up the Statue of Liberty with pop rocks and a Coke. Feds are on their way.

 

[Chi City 81]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

 

[Ace]

I don't care if I do waterboard myself. I still ain't spillin' the beans no matter what I do to me.

 

[jgmacg]

Nellie Bly.

 

[jgmacg]

I don't care if I do waterboard myself. I still ain't spillin' the beans no matter what I do to me.

"I have ways of making me talk."

 

[Chi City 81]

Nellie Bly.

Thanks, jmac.

 

[JR]

A candidate for the Almost Darwin Awards.

 

[User 1019]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

Why? You have to ask why I called someone a dumbass for torturing himself?

 

[Chi City 81]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

Why? You have to ask why I called someone a dumbass for torturing himself?

Was Nellie Bly a dumbass for having herself institutionalized?

 

[Ace]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

Why? You have to ask why I called someone a dumbass for torturing himself?

Was Nellie Bly a dumbass for having herself institutionalized?

Nah. She got free meds.

 

[User 1019]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

Why? You have to ask why I called someone a dumbass for torturing himself?

Was Nellie Bly a dumbass for having herself institutionalized?

Whatever, dude. I think the guy's a dumbass. You don't. To each his own.

 

[Ace]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

Why? You have to ask why I called someone a dumbass for torturing himself?

Was Nellie Bly a dumbass for having herself institutionalized?

Whatever, dude. I think the guy's a dumbass. You don't. To each his own.

Is waterboarding torture?

 

[User 1019]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

Why? You have to ask why I called someone a dumbass for torturing himself?

Was Nellie Bly a dumbass for having herself institutionalized?

Whatever, dude. I think the guy's a dumbass. You don't. To each his own.

Is waterboarding torture?

Um ... yes.

 

[GB-Hack]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

Why? You have to ask why I called someone a dumbass for torturing himself?

Was Nellie Bly a dumbass for having herself institutionalized?

Whatever, dude. I think the guy's a dumbass. You don't. To each his own.

Is waterboarding torture?

Um ... yes.

Depends who's the Attorney General at the time.

 

[Samson]

Nominations for a Darwin award, anyone?

 

[buckweaver]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

Why? You have to ask why I called someone a dumbass for torturing himself?

Was Nellie Bly a dumbass for having herself institutionalized?

Whatever, dude. I think the guy's a dumbass. You don't. To each his own.

Is waterboarding torture?

Um ... yes.

Depends who's the Attorney General at the time.

And if it's <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN1334174820080114">done to Mike McConnell</a>, or to somebody else..

 

[Football_Bat]

What a dumbass.

Why? Maybe he did it to prove a point, that using waterboarding as a form of torture is wrong. How different is that from the woman, whose name escapes me at the moment, who had herself committed to a mental hospital in order to document the mistreatment patients suffered?

Why? You have to ask why I called someone a dumbass for torturing himself?

Was Nellie Bly a dumbass for having herself institutionalized?

Whatever, dude. I think the guy's a dumbass. You don't. To each his own.

Is waterboarding torture?

Um ... yes.

Isn't that the point?

Anyway, we know now the opening scene of Jackass III.