Man goes over Niagara Falls and lives

[Double J]

The moron hopped a retaining wall, jumped into the Niagara River above the Horseshoe Falls and was swept over. The force of the current ripped off his clothes but not his head, unfortunately. It tried, though - he's being treated for "a large head wound" and "severe hypothermia."

http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/600681

 

[JR]

By the sounds of things, he ****ed up a suicide attempt.

999 times out of 1,000 it's a done deal.

Looser.

 

[buckweaver]

Big Ed Delahanty weeps.

 

[pseudo]

By the sounds of things, he ****ed up a suicide attempt.

999 times out of 1,000 it's a done deal.

Looser.

Agreed. And then, EMS personnel have to risk their own lives to rescue the idiot.

http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/604520.html

 

[JR]

More amazing than surviving the fall is still being alive after spending 40 minutes in that freezing water.

 

[Starman]

I blame Obama. [/wingnutnation]

 

[JR]

He didn't get part of the bailout money

 

[Smallpotatoes]

Ni-agara Falls!
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

 

[spaceman]

can't wait for the story where he finds Jesus at the bottom of the falls.

 

[Jesus_Muscatel]

Ni-agara Falls!
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

One of the most memorable Stooges scenes ever. (W/ redux, natch.)

Although my favorite would be the ice fishin' scene in "Rockin' In the Rockies."

Larry: "That fish looks like Moe."

Curly: "It IS Moe!"

Moe: "Do I look like a sucka???"

 

[Hammer Pants]

can't wait for the story where he finds Jesus at the bottom of the falls.

I'm imagining the following opening from The 700 Club.

"John Doe jumped toward Hell, but he landed closer to Heaven..."

 

[The Big Ragu]

can't wait for the story where he finds Jesus at the bottom of the falls.

Is THAT where you can find him?!?

 

[dooley_womack1]

Ni-agara Falls!
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

One of the most memorable Stooges scenes ever. (W/ redux, natch.)

Although my favorite would be the ice fishin' scene in "Rockin' In the Rockies."

Larry: "That fish looks like Moe."

Curly: "It IS Moe!"

Moe: "Do I look like a sucka???"

I'm partial to Curly as KO Stradivarius myself

 

[Hammer Pants]

can't wait for the story where he finds Jesus at the bottom of the falls.

Is THAT where you can find him?!?

Jesus is everywhere, Ragu. Didn't you know that?

 

[The Big Ragu]

But can he hit a curve ball?

 

[The Big Ragu]

Let's not start a holy war, Junkie!

 

[novelist_wannabe]

Jesus keeps his hands back.

 

[slappy4428]

Big Ed Delahanty weeps.

Nice pull...

 

[Flying Headbutt]

It didn't go unnoticed by me either.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

can't wait for the story where he finds Jesus at the bottom of the falls.

I'm imagining the following opening from The 700 Club.

"John Doe jumped toward Hell, but he landed closer to Heaven..."

I'm going to the former for laughing at that.