Love seat or couch?

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

In West Virginia we burn couches.

In Wisconsin ... ... well .... They love their furniture.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/man-busted-for-couch-sex-684512

Officer Ryan Edwards reported seeing “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” The cop noted that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”
As he approached the couch, Edwards yelled, “What are you doing?” Streator, investigators allege, responded by jumping up and running away. As Streator fled, Edwards reported, he “could see that the defendant’s penis was erect.”

 

[HejiraHenry]

The post-NCAA basketball celebration at Kentucky didn't concern me when folks were burning couches. When they started burning futons ... they went too far.

 

[Uncle.Ruckus]

That story repeatedly misspelled deer.

 

[Bubbler]

This is weird, but I kinda have to admit it ...

... the couch wants it.

Look at the way it suggestively has the right cushion down a scosh from the left cushion. Kind of like it's winking? Or trying to show some skin?

See how dirty its frame is. This couch has dirty hooker knees and it wants everyone to know it. It wants someone inside its padding. So soft and warm, but rough and unyielding too.

Rugburn on the ****? Well, yes, but no matter. The davenport craves dong. It wants to be re-upholestered with random spunk ... over and over and over again.

**** couch.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

That story repeatedly misspelled deer.

Nice.