Lohan converting to join the tribe

[EStreetJoe]

Will Adam Sandler sing her praises in the next version of the Hanukkah Song?

http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20080815/b24063/

 

[Songbird]

Lohan wants to be a Jew
I swear this is no joke,
but we only let her in
if she shares her coke ...

 

[Buck]

And the Jewish stranglehold on media and entertainment strengthens.

 

[Songbird]

And the Jewish stranglehold on media and entertainment -- and the business world as we know it -- strengthens.

Just being a bit more precise.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Will her Judaic phase last longer than her lesbian phase?

Will either last longer than her brief run on the A-list?

 

[Jar of Flies]

"When she dies of an overdose, it's a story. Until then, just show me your cooter." -- bigpern23

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on SportsJournalists.com.

 

[ColbertNation]

I think she's converting just for the jokes.

 

[mike311gd]

And you find this offensive as a Jewish person?

 

[Chef]

"When she dies of an overdose, it's a story. Until then, just show me your cooter." -- bigpern23

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on SportsJournalists.com.

That's why it's been in my sig since it was said.

 

[Bob Slydell]

And you find this offensive as a Jewish person?

No, as a comedian!

 

[luckyducky]

Is that Samantha girl she's been dating the reason behind this? Or did they break up and she's finding religion? *reads link* oh, it's the girlfriend. funny.

 

[mike311gd]

And you find this offensive as a Jewish person?

No, as a comedian!

You're about to be thrown out of the confessional, I hope you know.

 

[Webster]

Is that Samantha girl she's been dating the reason behind this? Or did they break up and she's finding religion? *reads link* oh, it's the girlfriend. funny.

The girlfriend always wears that hat -- is she Lubavitch?

 

[waterytart]

So I'm sitting here, enjoying Shabbos, minding my own business ...



And I don't care if the girlfriend is "wearing that hat". It's who gets the eyepatch and the parrot that counts.

 

[mike311gd]

If Lohan really wanted to prove her love for Samantha, she'd be converting to Latvian Orthodox.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Will Adam Sandler sing her praises in the next version of the Hanukkah Song?

http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20080815/b24063/

The pic in the linked story makes her face looked pinched into the shape of a bee's

 

[Football_Bat]

Oy gay!

 

[waterytart]

If Lohan really wanted to prove her love for Samantha, she'd be converting to Latvian Orthodox.

Via dooleygefiltefish: Litvak frumm

 

[dooley_womack1]

Somebody out there's making a buck off my invention!

 

[dooley_womack1]

(and how does one so young, board-wise, know about Dooleyfish, anyway?)