Listen: No more gay man sex in the bathrooms, alright?

[Bucknutty]

I did not stop laughing at any point in this article. You can't make this **** up.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-flbtoilets0704nbjul04,0,3994571.story?coll=sfl-yourmoney&track=mostemailedlink

 

[Songbird]

What about inside the Diana theater in Amsterdam?

 

[zagoshe]

What happens if you are constipated or have a bad case of the ****s and need to stay parked for a while?

 

[Ace]

Spend $250,000 for a toilet that discourages gay sex sounds fiscally conservative to me.

 

[Ace]

What happens if you are constipated or have a bad case of the ****s and need to stay parked for a while?

You are most assuredly **** out of luck.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

"The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that," Naugle said in the interview, "that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy."

Wow.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

"I'm not an expert on public toilet sex," said Trantalis, "but there are those who would say one minute would be enough. Or 30 seconds."

That's a fine article, BuckN.

 

[zagoshe]

Spend $250,000 for a toilet that discourages gay sex sounds fiscally conservative to me.

It comes complete with a $7500 plunger, in case it gets stuffed up

 

[Songbird]

Spend $250,000 for a toilet that discourages gay sex sounds fiscally conservative to me.

It comes complete with a $7500 plunger, in case it gets stuffed up

And you don't have to jiggle the handle when you're done. [/Jim "Animal" L.

 

[Bucknutty]

"I'm not an expert on public toilet sex," said Trantalis, "but there are those who would say one minute would be enough. Or 30 seconds."

That's a fine article, BuckN.

I read that quote and yearned for BYH.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

"The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that," Naugle said in the interview, "that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy."

Wow.

I found that to be the most hilarious line in the article

 

[Bob Slydell]

What happens if you are constipated or have a bad case of the ****s and need to stay parked for a while?

I guess you get an audience. Sorry about your luck. Go the to the "straight beach" if you want to have the runs in peace.

The stuff with the guy not being an expert in public toilet sex was priceless. I wonder of he said it with a straight face, no pun intended.

 

[Ace]

I'm in this guy's corner. When I want to find a wholesome, family place to take the kids, I want t clean, public restroom with a fancy toilet. Better than Disney World.

 

[zagoshe]

What happens if you are constipated or have a bad case of the ****s and need to stay parked for a while?

I guess you get an audience. Sorry about your luck. Go the to the "straight beach" if you want to have the runs in peace.

The stuff with the guy not being an expert in public toilet sex was priceless. I wonder of he said it with a straight face, no pun intended.

You laugh -- I once had the ****s at my son's soccer tournament, where it was out in the middle of a bunch of fields and the only bathroom facilities were those porta-johns. After literally losing my guts for like 45 minutes I opened the door to find a line about 12 (angry) people deep.....

 

[Captain_Kirk]

What happens if you are constipated or have a bad case of the ****s and need to stay parked for a while?

Could be worse.

It could come with an ejection mechanism.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

What happens if you are constipated or have a bad case of the ****s and need to stay parked for a while?

I guess you get an audience. Sorry about your luck. Go the to the "straight beach" if you want to have the runs in peace.

The stuff with the guy not being an expert in public toilet sex was priceless. I wonder of he said it with a straight face, no pun intended.

You laugh -- I once had the ****s at my son's soccer tournament, where it was out in the middle of a bunch of fields and the only bathroom facilities were those porta-johns. After literally losing my guts for like 45 minutes I opened the door to find a line about 12 (angry) people deep.....

Then they stepped in the john.

 

[Moderator1]

Did you say, "Yo, homes, smell you later" as you walked out?

 

[Ace]

Did you say, "Yo, homes, smell you later" as you walked out?

Moddy=Cheech Marin

 

[Pastor]

Though police say sex in restrooms is no longer a hot crime, the mayor thinks it is. He talked about the illicit sex recently in public meetings, in an interview and in e-mails to residents.

I gave a good chuckle over this part.

 

[Moderator1]

Hey, no outing.