Lindsay Lohan + AA = no drinking problem

[Freelance Hack]

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061201/FEATURES/61201047

Mom's got a serious case of denial going.

 

[OnTheRiver]

How the **** did that article get a byline in the C-J?

 

[slappy4428]

Was this before or after the Skank Summit?

 

[Freelance Hack]

How the **** did that article get a byline in the C-J?

The celeb gossip columnist previews her next day's column online. If you check it out tomorrow, there will be other items below.

 

[Ace]

Mama Lohan went on to say that Lindsay is going because many of her friends do and they find them beneficial, according to E! Online.

Uh, yeah, she's just supporting her friends. Probably knocking back a few wine spritzers while waiting.

 

[poindexter]

The 20-year-old actress’ mom, Dina, admitted to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM Los Angeles radio show Friday morning that her daughter is attending meetings, but does not have a drinking problem.

Mama Lohan went on to say that Lindsay is going because many of her friends do and they find them beneficial, according to E! Online.

Step ONE of a 12 step program is to admit you have a problem. They aren't even at step one yet.

 

[Double Down]

Hi, my name is Lindsay, and I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just here because Paris is my ride home.

Also, I have been sober now for 11 minutes. I think. I snorted a pack of Splenda in the back of the room before the meeting because I thought it was something else. Does that count?

 

[BYH]

The 20-year-old actress’ mom, Dina, admitted to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM Los Angeles radio show Friday morning that her daughter is attending meetings, but does not have a drinking problem.

Mama Lohan went on to say that Lindsay is going because many of her friends do and they find them beneficial, according to E! Online.

Step ONE of a 12 step program is to admit you have a problem. They aren't even at step one yet.

If her mom is talking to Ryan Seacrest, they're at like step negative 90,210.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Mama Lohan went on to say that Lindsay is going because many of her friends do and they find them beneficial, according to E! Online.

Lindzy sez teh meetings R benafishul.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Is it the first or second A that stands for anonymous?

 

[Ace]

Mama Lohan went on to say that Lindsay is going because many of her friends do and they find them beneficial, according to E! Online.

Lindzy sez teh meetings R benafishul.

iF U kant b nice, be adequite

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Mama Lohan went on to say that Lindsay is going because many of her friends do and they find them beneficial, according to E! Online.

Lindzy sez teh meetings R benafishul.

iF U kant b nice, be adequite

You know, "Be average" is a pretty good slogan for her career.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Hell, even Bill and Ted went for "Be excellent."

 

[pallister]

Maybe she just wants to meet Tyler Durden.

 

[tyler durden 71351]

Nah, if she wanted to do that, she would go to a support group for people with blood parasites.

 

[buckweaver]

I'd want to meet a smoking hot Helena Bonham Carter.

 

[Ace]

Is it the first or second A that stands for anonymous?

She may think it's Alcoholics Unanimous. She's not that good of a spelelr, you know.

 

[Chi City 81]

Is it the first or second A that stands for anonymous?

She may think it's Alcoholics Unanimous. She's not that good of a spelelr, you know.

Maybe she thinks it stands for Adequite Alcoholics.

 

[21]

So I'm flipping channels this morning, and there's Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap, the cutest kid on earth. How does this happen to someone?? One minute you're Dennis Quaid's adorable freckly kid, the next you're flashing your brazilian and hoping your dress falls off at the perfect moment.

or this:

http://obscurity.com/stuff/thelist/2004/lindsay_lohan.jpg

 

[heyabbott]

She's not very attractive when naked