Laughable analogies

[Illino]

Sadly, this paper doesn't have a website, but the paper that sometimes poaches on my area had a real zinger in today's football recap.

The kid was bouncing off tacklers like a banana in a dryer.

What the hell does that even mean?

 

[Jake_Taylor]

He was mushy?

 

[YGBFKM]

No idea what that means, but it was laughable in a good way. Cracked me up.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

Call me crazy, but I think that's a laughable simile. And it cracked me up too.

 

[Azrael]

Laughable Analogy : Laughable Simile :: Banana : Plantain