Keith Richards: I snorted my dad.

[GimpyScribe]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_en_mu/people_keith_richards;_ylt=Ah_Ay3AZAoy223hNPMHxN6pxFb8C

If this is a DB, I'm sorry, but wow ... just ... wow.
Though, I can't say I'm shocked.

Keith's looking good, though. Real good.

 

[boots]

Re: Keith Richards: I snorted Pop.

JUST SAY NO!!!!

 

[Bob Slydell]

Re: Keith Richards: I snorted Pop.

I like Dennis Leary's bit about Keith Richards telling kids not to do drugs: Keith we can;t do any more drugs you already ****in' did them all. When you die we're going to have cremate you and smoke your ashes. I always found that funny.

And Keith Richards snorting anything doesn't surprise me.

 

[tyler durden 71351]

Re: Keith Richards: I snorted Pop.

Ho. Lee. ****.

 

[slappy4428]

Re: Keith Richards: I snorted Pop.

Oh. Not pop, but HIS pop.

Wow.

 

[Ace]

Re: Keith Richards: I snorted Pop.

Yeah. But he did that at least five years ago. It was a youthful indiscretion.

 

[boots]

Re: Keith Richards: I snorted Pop.

POP goes the weasel!!

 

[Freelance Hack]

Keith Richards was so desperate he had to tap into his urnings to feed his drug habit.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I'm going to watch Pirates of the Caribbean III just to see what Keith looks like dressed like a pirate.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

One of my favorite Keef stories goes back to the days of his heaviest drug use--during his trial in Toronto for heroin trafficking, though the stash, was essentially just his private supplyto feed his addiction.

So, he's on trial, and he's late for court one day. Everybody's there but Keith, probably trying to work his way out of a herion daze.

Finally, he arrives in the courtroom. When asked why he was late, he replied that he was waiting for his pants to come out of the dryer.

The judge responded "Mr Richards, I find it very hard to believe that a man of your stature possesses only one pair of pants."

 

[expendable]

Gives new meaning to having a Coke with your dad.

 

[Chef]

Keith Richards was so desperate he had to tap into his urnings to feed his drug habit.

That deserves a "Wow."

 

[Trey Beamon]

Wow...that's hilarious. I assumed the thread title was a joke.

Great line, BTW: "My dad wouldn't have cared."

 

[imjustagirl2]

I liked the part where he urged young musicians not to follow his example.

"So, for all you kids thinking of snorting the remains of your dead parent, don't do it."

 

[Armchair_QB]

"I love my gay dead dad's ashes"

 

[imjustagirl2]

"I love my gay dead dad's ashes"

HOW DID I LET THAT FASTBALL GO BY?

Excellent work.

 

[zeke12]

"I love my gay dead dad's ashes"

HOW DID I LET THAT FASTBALL GO BY?

Excellent work.

You were too busy underlining meaningful passages in your copy of Moby ****.

Es-Ki-Mo!

 

[imjustagirl2]

What's your damage, Zeke?

 

[D-3 Fan]

Re: Keith Richards: I snorted Pop.

Ho. Lee. ****.

Not only is that story unreal, but to look at his picture, he makes death look young. Damn.

 

[boots]

Keith took getting high with pop to a new level.