Journalist leaves biz to become strip club manager

[big green wahoo]

http://online.wSportsJournalists.com/article/SB123447503728679243.html

 

[Ace]

She he went with Plan Double Ds. Good for him.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I'm a very bad person because I think that he should open a strip club with an oriental theme and give it his name.

 

[forever_town]

That's one way to get a rise raise in this economy.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I'm a very bad person because I think that he should open a strip club with an oriental theme and give it his name.

You can't be. I laughed at that and I'm a nice guy. Really, I am.

 

[WriteThinking]

The nature of his second career aside, Precker articulated the reasons for his move, and how our perspective on all our jobs is changing as a result of what's going on in journalism, very well.

The naked truth, indeed.

 

[SixToe]

He should open his own club and call it "Above the Fold."

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

"Everybody in newspapers feels like they have a sword hanging over the heads, and are just wondering when it's going to fall," he says.

Ain't that the truth.

 

[Batman]

He should open his own club and call it "Above the Fold."

Would it specialize in fat strippers?

 

[SixToe]

Fat girls need loving, too.

You'd have plenty of places to stuff dollar bills.

 

[Batman]

They could probably carry change, too. Maybe even bring beers around to the tables.

 

[SixToe]

AssCrack Beer ... a flavor you'll never forget.

 

[Wonderlic]

Fat girls need loving, too.

You'd have plenty of places to stuff dollar bills.

Fat chicks need love, too. They just gotta pay.

Giggity.

 

[reformedhack]

And, really, admit it ... hasn't every single one of us thought about doing the same thing?

 

[Starman]

Yeah, this is my own personal "getting out of the business" strategy.

::) ::) :D :D

Although I would guess the economic doldrums have to be hitting the strip joints too -- when disposable income goes poof, those multi-hundred-dollar jaunts to the boobie bar get a lot harder to afford.

 

[RayKinsella]

So there's a Precker and Blow in the same article that talks about strip clubs. It just doesn't get any better than this.

 

[zeke12]

Is he hiring?

 

[Trey Beamon]

Is he hiring?

Yeah.

Well, unless you have a problem starting off as a g-stringer.

(ducking)

 

[sportschick]

And, really, admit it ... hasn't every single one of us thought about doing the same thing?

If I had better abs, stripping would probably be plan c for me. I mean, why the hell not?

 

[crusoes]

He should open his own club and call it "Above the Fold."

Now that is an idea that's clearly outside the box.