Johnny Rotten: "Get off my lawn!"

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Too bad it's not Joe Strummer:

Should I rake or should I mow?
If I mow there could be trouble
If I don't it will be double
So darling you gotta let me know
Should I rake or should I mow?

This indecision's bugging me
I'd rather sit and drink iced tea
Exactly how will it get done?
Don't want to roast ass in the sun
So honey, you gotta let me know
Should I rake or should I mow?


And in the winter it's the same
My driveway's clogged, I'm so ashamed
I'm gonna have to clear it out
Policeman told me there's no doubt
There's one thing I have to know:
Should I shovel it, or blow?
Should I shovel it or blow now?
To shovel snow it could be trouble
But if I don't it will be double
Officer, please tell me so:
Should I shovel it or blow?
 
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I live in a trailer with the rattiest lawn on my block
And I lie watching teevee knowing that my mower's stopped
When in walks my girl, she's carrying a can of gas
She said Sleeping Beauty, it's time to get up off of your ass
She said, "Hey, you, start mowing my lawn ,"
She said, "Hey you, start mowing my lawn,
"Don't hang around because two's a crowd on my lawn."
 

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