Joan Rivers calls Russell Crowe a piece of f***ing s**t on live British TV

[Simon_Cowbell]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/17/itv.television2?gusrc=rss&feed=media

Damn, I wish they had video of her being tossed.

Saw her with Rickles three months ago, and they were both great. She, actually, may have been better.

 

[spnited]

I'm just amazed Joan Rivers can talk at all without her face cracking.

 

[forever_town]

Well, she's right about that. And about the fact that her face has seen more knives than a Benihana.

 

[Guillermo]

She's very funny.

 

[Jay Sherman]

Why wouldn't anybody frigging stop her from saying that? It was pretty clear she was about to drop a bomb (or two).

 

[Ace]

Joan Rivers may be right, but he's a hell of a lot better actor than whatever she is supposed to be.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Is there any chance that her plastic surgeon's name happens to be Dr. Russell Crowe and she is angry?

 

[ArnoldBabar]

She was a really gifted comedian back in the day. It's too bad she's become nothing but a caricature to most people.

 

[thegrifter]

She did a great bit on Nip/Tuck though. Even made fun of all her surgery.
Great comedian back in the day.

 

[User 1019]

Classy.

 

[GB-Hack]

To be fair, this is only a kerfuffle because it was during the day.

If she'd done it after 9 p.m., no-one would have batted an eyelid.

 

[alleyallen]

Joan Rivers gets tossed off a show called "Loose Women?" My head hurts.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Joan Rivers gets tossed off a show called "Loose Women?" My head hurts.

Apparently the title does not refer to her face.

 

[User 1019]

Joan Rivers gets tossed off a show called "Loose Women?" My head hurts.

Apparently the title refers to her breasts.


*shiver*

 

[alleyallen]

Joan Rivers gets tossed off a show called "Loose Women?" My head hurts.

Apparently the title does not refer to her face.

Every day she's starting to look more and more like Dot Matrix, her role on Spaceballs.

 

[Steak Snabler]

She was a really gifted comedian back in the day. It's too bad she's become nothing but a caricature to most people.

Yeah, but like Donald Trump and Dolly Parton, she's reached the level of self-parody while still being able to remain in on the joke.

Joan Rivers gets tossed off a show called "Loose Women?" My head hurts.

Apparently the title does not refer to her face.

In the words of Tony Kornheiser, her face is pulled so tight you could play "Wipeout" on it.

 

[HC]

Women get put down for getting old and saggy. Then we get put down for trying to reverse that. We can't win.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Women get put down for getting old and saggy. Then we get put down for trying to reverse that. We can't win.

There's reversing it, and then there's what she did.

 

[alleyallen]

Women get put down for getting old and saggy. Then we get put down for trying to reverse that. We can't win.

I don't put down women for being old and saggy. Joan Rivers, however, is no longer a woman or human, from the looks of things.

 

[bostonbred]

Funny ****. And I'd still hit it, despite the 55-year age difference.