Jeremy Shockey rushed to hospital

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Dehydration ... right!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4203459
 
If by "dehydration" they mean "He'd been killing it all weekend. Dude was drunk 24/7, then he stupidly spent time in the Vegas sun while continuing to drink more alcohol," then I believe it.

I've been to the Rehab party, it's pretty common for people to get carried out of there. Sun plus booze plus still recovering from the night before is a bad combination.
 
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lasting image of Jeremy Shockey, at the club level, Giants in the Super Bowl, multiple drinks in front of him
 
Maybe he was rehabbing that "sports hernia" or just trying to find how low his football career could sink.

You may be able to see Shockey working in a Walmart near you anytime soon if he can't figure out the Saints' offense.
 
bigblueman said:
Maybe he was rehabbing that "sports hernia" or just trying to find how low his football career could sink.

You may be able to see Shockey working in a Walmart near you anytime soon if he can't figure out the Saints' offense.

You mean this won't get him on another cover of ESPN The Magazine?
 
no doubt our dog named "shockey" will be giving us unconditional love loooong after jeremy's nfl days are over. :D :D :D

what an imbecile. :o :o :o
 
bigblueman said:
Maybe he was rehabbing that "sports hernia" or just trying to find how low his football career could sink.

You may be able to see Shockey working in a Walmart near you anytime soon if he can't figure out the Saints' offense.

I thought Walmart did drug testing, too.
 
Dehydration: Not enough fluids in body to absorb the massive amounts of drugs and alcohol he took.
 

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