Jared goes off his diet

[britwrit]

Apparently, the freshman ten is more like thirty in prison:

http://gawker.com/jared-fogle-already-gained-30-pounds-in-prison-1762436687

 

[Batman]

Hopefully, about 25 pounds of it is semen that's been manually pumped up his ass.

 

[MisterCreosote]

I'm kind of surprised he hasn't been shanked yet.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

Good thing our prison system allows pigs like Jared to get fat in the clink while law-abiding citizens are literally starving.

 

[User 1019]

Is he wearing a North Face jacket in prison?

 

[Vombatus]

Is he wearing a North Face jacket in prison?

That photo is from when his house was searched.

 

[Vombatus]

Hopefully, about 25 pounds of it is semen that's been manually pumped up his ass.

Aw, you're going to revive complaints about prison rape jokes!

But, I am horrible. I really LOLed at your post. Well done.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Hopefully, about 25 pounds of it is semen that's been manually pumped up his ass.

That's the Rod Stewart diet.

 

[Neutral Corner]

I'm betting he won't be able to get a sponsorship deal with Weight Watchers.

 

[Vombatus]

A lot of military bases have Subways. His prison should open a franchise.

 

[heyabbott]

Hey Jared, I just had a foot long and it was good. But I was allowed to chew it before I swallowed, that's a luxury you'll not be getting

 

[User 1019]

He's not off his diet. He's on a steady diet of tube steak.

 

[Riptide]

I'm kind of surprised he hasn't been shanked yet.

Jared Fogle got a surprise beatdown in federal prison from an inmate who has major issues with child molesters. According to docs, Fogle got jumped in the rec yard at Englewood prison in Colorado back on January 29, and it was not much of a fight. An inmate named Steven Nigg pushed Fogle down and then unloaded a barrage of punches to his face.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/16/jared-fogle-prison-fight-beating/

 

[TigerVols]

I take it Steven was not niggardly with his blows?

 

[Vombatus]

I take it Steven was not niggardly with his blows?

TV wins the day. Oh, hell, what an LOL for me.

Everyone pack up and log back in after midnight. TV wins.

 

[Chef2]

I take it Steven was not niggardly with his blows?

I bow in your general direction.

 

[Big Circus]

Jared Fogle got a surprise beatdown in federal prison from an inmate who has major issues with child molesters. According to docs, Fogle got jumped in the rec yard at Englewood prison in Colorado back on January 29, and it was not much of a fight. An inmate named Steven Nigg pushed Fogle down and then unloaded a barrage of punches to his face.

http://www.tmz.com/2016/03/16/jared-fogle-prison-fight-beating/

What a name!

 

[Neutral Corner]

#BeatFresh

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

6 inch or 12 inch knuckle sandwich?

Both.

 

[poindexter]

"The new sheriff is a Nigg...."