I've seen some strange stuff on this site

[Angola!]

But I've never seen this one:


Guest 12:56:13 AM Printing the topic "Avatar Awards".

 

[Diabeetus]

You never know when you might need that.

 

[Angola!]

I'll admit this is a lame thread, so I'll add a strange thing I haven't seen on this site:

One time, when I was a grave digger, a funeral had just been held. The casket was in the cement box and some water had gotten into it. We lowered the big cement lid on top of the casing, but it wouldn't fit on because of the water pressure.

My boss thought it would be a good idea if I jumped up and down on top of the cement lid to try and make it go down - like my 140-pound frame was going to make a difference - as I was jumping up and down, the family decided to drive back by the cemetery. I guess they wanted one final look at their loved one.

Instead, they saw some guy jumping up and down in the grave while smoking a Pall Mall.

We got into a bit of trouble for that one.

 

[whatwoulddamondo?]

why is my mind flashing to the grave-robbing scene in garden state?

and i can only imagine where this thread is heading...

 

[Tom Petty]

outing alert ... angola without the snag:

 

[slappy4428]

Nice find...

 

[KG]

That's funny. I didn't even realize you could see what people were doing.

 

[JR]

That's funny. I didn't even realize you could see what people were doing.

It's part of Moddy & Webby's Homeland Security.

Go Home, then click "Users Online".

It'll show what the online users are doing/looking at.

 

[Tom Petty]

angola is digging a grave.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Chef 11:22:57 AM Viewing the topic I think I broke a toe.

 

[DemoChristian]

Are a few of us breaking a rule by posting on this thread without having Fresca sidesaddles?

 

[Overrated]

But I've never seen this one:


Guest 12:56:13 AM Printing the topic "Avatar Awards".

Ha! I've been completely redeemed. After all the idiots said that thread sucked, a guest decides it's important enough to print.

 

[Overrated]

As I type this, there's a yahoo spider viewing my profile.

I don't know what the **** that means. I'm more than a little terrified.

 

[JR]

As I type this, there's a yahoo spider viewing my profile.

I don't know what the **** that means. I'm more than a little terrified.

Get ready!

 

[imjustagirl]

Are a few of us breaking a rule by posting on this thread without having Fresca sidesaddles?

Not this thread, no.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

lol

Google AdSense spider 02:20:14 PM Viewing the board index of SportsJournalists.com.
Yahoo spider 02:19:57 PM Viewing the topic Five decks over one leg?.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

Love it when people view my five decks over one leg.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Love it when people view my five decks over one leg.

Did yer kid really pop his collar? EPIC FAIL!

 

[Scouter]

Love it when people view my five decks over one leg.

Did yer kid really pop his collar? EPIC FAIL!

He's just preparing him for the days when his son goes to a mid-sized university whose founder looks like Mrs. Butterworth.

 

[mike311gd]

I'll admit this is a lame thread, so I'll add a strange thing I haven't seen on this site:

One time, when I was a grave digger, a funeral had just been held. The casket was in the cement box and some water had gotten into it. We lowered the big cement lid on top of the casing, but it wouldn't fit on because of the water pressure.

My boss thought it would be a good idea if I jumped up and down on top of the cement lid to try and make it go down - like my 140-pound frame was going to make a difference - as I was jumping up and down, the family decided to drive back by the cemetery. I guess they wanted one final look at their loved one.

Instead, they saw some guy jumping up and down in the grave while smoking a Pall Mall.

We got into a bit of trouble for that one.

Was his name Fredo?