Investor who forced K-R sale heads off to his yacht

[FileNotFound]

The single individual investor who created so much havoc that has led to so much heartache calls it quits.

It's possible that today's conditions were inevitable, but this guy did an awful lot to force it along.

http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2009/03/17/another-newspaper-casualty.aspx

 

[SixToe]

I hope his ****ing yacht sinks in flames, slowly, in shark-infested waters.

 

[PeterGibbons]

SixToe beat me to it. I hope he gets attacked by pirates and no newspapers bother to reporter about it.

Sorry, we didn't have the staff to report on it right away, but can I interest you in buying an obit?

****ing douchebag.... please rot in hell!

 

[Double J]

Well said, both of you.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I'm putting the Nautilus out to sea as we speak. Where's his yacht? I want to know how soon I get to load and flood the torpedo tubes.

 

[sportschick]

I'm putting the Nautilus out to sea as we speak. Where's his yacht? I want to know how soon I get to load and flood the torpedo tubes.

We need to get somebody to put a tracking devise on it. Or maybe put some coke on it and call the coast guard and tell them he's a smuggler.

 

[Blair Waldorf]

I'm putting the Nautilus out to sea as we speak. Where's his yacht? I want to know how soon I get to load and flood the torpedo tubes.

We need to get somebody to put a tracking devise on it. Or maybe put some coke on it and call the coast guard and tell them he's a smuggler.

I'm pretty sure, given his line of work, that he probably already has some coke on the boat.

Do you think he sang T-Pain's "I'm on a Boat!" as he sailed away?

 

[Mediator]

In other news, Gannett announced today that its CEO made $3.1 million in compensation last year and an $875,000 bonus. The same year that layoffs sliced the rolls and furloughs were planned.

 

[SixToe]

I'll bet that SOB isn't worried about a mortgage, health insurance or putting his kids through college.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Helm hard over!
We have tracked the yacht, though, and we have marshalled our forces, and we await only Commodore alley's orders before sallying forth to wreak our vengeance, sending this wretched creature straight to the bottom of...

...the great lake of Fail.

 

[slappy4428]

I hope his ****ing yacht sinks in flames, slowly, in shark-infested waters.

Word for word... **** him

 

[Bamadog]

Maybe his yacht will stray into a military exercise area and a stray Navy Harpoon antiship missile will find his yacht and do this: