Insert amputee joke here........

[Chef]

Wanna blow Chef's mind? Ask him to count to nineteen.

Very good.

 

[mike311gd]

Chef couldn't do that in the first place.

 

[spaceman]

ok, if you've got full range of motion, then major fractures and ligament damage are probably not the issue.

so just keep it dressed, maintain the pain killers, drink lots of fluids, and expect the nail to fall off on its own.

send my usual fee to my paypal account.

 

[Chef]

Chef couldn't do that in the first place.

Upon further inspection, the finger appears to be healing quite nicely.

Here, take a look mikey.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Those fingers are way too slender to be yours, hoss.

 

[Chef]

Those fingers are way too slender to be yours, hoss.

You saying I have sausage fingers?

You would be correct, of course.

 

[mike311gd]

That's not nice, Chef.

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now."