I'm speechless

[Neutral Corner]

Chicago condo apartment, untouched since the 70's, up for sale.

Trigger warning: Gawd-awful 70's decor. You have been warned.

Chicago condo untouched since the 1970s hits market for just $158,000

 

[LongTimeListener]

There was a lot of cocaine and group sex had in that condo.

 

[Vombatus]

Looks like a good place to film some porn.

 

[doctorx]

Wow! Phones in the bathroom!

 

[Chef2]

Hugh Hefner just boarded The Big Bunny non-stop LA to Chicago.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Wow! Phones in the bathroom!

Hey, you've go to do something besides reading the newspaper while sitting on the toilet.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Thought this might be a Poin thread.

 

[Donny in his element]

Thought this might be a Poin thread.

Let's not give up hope until we at least know the buyer's gender and occupation.

If we're lucky, at this price, she might even be a union educator in Chiacago Public Schools. What an epic crossthread opportunity awaits!

 

[mpcincal]

Dudley Moore's character from "Foul Play" approves: