If you stole $6.9 million, what would YOU buy?

[Norman Stansfield]

Here's what the brain surgeon convicted of embezzling that amount actually bought, among other things:

Six talking trees modeled after the "Wizard of Oz" characters
A 20-foot-tall smoke-breathing dragon
A four-bedroom house in Rhode Island
More than 35 vehicles
A replica of a Ford Model T customized to look like a green goblin

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17123690/

 

[Smasher_Sloan]

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[slappy4428]

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WHOO HOO!!!!!
YOU DA MAN!

 

[kokane_muthashed]

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****, I better get crackin'.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

I need an extra large, thank you. As for the question, well, I think I'd try to find a way to buy a get out of jail free card. Steal that much money, and eventually you will get caught.

 

[Armchair_QB]

I'd buy a time machine and a life-size replica of the Starship Enterprise...

 

[Oz]

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Size XL please. And thanks!

 

[sportschick]

A house for my lawyer sister (I'm gonna need her help), and lots and lots of shoes.

Oh, and Smasher, I need a large.

 

[novelist_wannabe]

A house for my lawyer sister (I'm gonna need her help), and lots and lots of shoes.

Oh, and Smasher, I need a medium.

 

[tyler durden 71351]

I'll take an XL.
If I stole $6.9 million, I would buy a bar...and a 1973 Dodge Charger with a bitchin' stereo.

 

[melock]

Strippers.....lots and lots of strippers

 

[Bubbler]

Do two chicks at once 6.9 times.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

A Swiss banker and a one-way ticket to a country having no extradition treaty with the United States.

 

[fishwrapper]

Tic Tacs. How much would that leave me?

 

[novelist_wannabe]

6.9 million gallons of windshield washer fluid. $.99 at Wal-Mart ...

 

[Riddick]

Carmen Electra

 

[novelist_wannabe]

.... Riddick is angling for a spot in a Taco Bell commercial, which might be kind of hard to pull off if he's on the lam for pilfering 6.9 ms

 

[sportswriter not a junky]

Do two chicks at once 6.9 times.

Enough bargaining and I'm sure you could make the $6.9 million be worth two chicks at once 69 times.

 

[LiveStrong]

you mean besides two chicks at the same time? (Damn, bubbler)

 

[MC Sports Guy]

I'd buy my newspaper then fire everyone that bugs me and hire cooler people.

Oh yeah, and two chicks at the same time. That sounds just fine.