I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[BDC99]

Point of order: She did get to spend the rest of her life with him. ... there just wasn't that much left to be spent.

Death did them part.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Since she got engaged, she did get to experience the feeling of joy that, live or die, she was done giving head.

 

[BDC99]

You guys are sick.

 

[Batman]

Talk about taking the plunge.

 

[Vombatus]

Sick is the only way to go through life, son. Us sickos are the only ones in our right minds.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Whenever my father would hear of an engagement, he would always say, "another sucker bites the dust."

Well, in this case, it was the woman.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

In love, she fell.

 

[Hokie_pokie]

Gene Steratore is still trying to determine whether she maintained possession of the ring all the way to the ground.

 

[CowboyCasanova]

Serious question: How long does that trauma take to wear off of the guy? How long until he will feel comfortable dating again?

 

[LongTimeListener]

Serious question: How long does that trauma take to wear off of the guy? How long until he will feel comfortable dating again?

65 feet ... 9.8 meters per second squared ... I don't know, five, six seconds?

 

[Batman]

Serious question: How long does that trauma take to wear off of the guy? How long until he will feel comfortable dating again?

They were in Ibiza, so he was probably getting a blowie in a nightclub bathroom by midnight.

 

[MileHigh]

Serious question: How long does that trauma take to wear off of the guy? How long until he will feel comfortable dating again?

Who let you back in here?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

65 feet ... 9.8 meters per second squared ... I don't know, five, six seconds?

I'm sure someone will fall for him again.

 

[Songbird]

 

[Chef2]

Gene Steratore is still trying to determine whether she maintained possession of the ring all the way to the ground.

Well done.
I bow in your general direction.

 

[Songbird]

Well done.
I bow in your general direction.

It really is a marvelous piece of work.