How did this escape SJ.com Nation?

[Birdscribe]

Considering he is one of the board's favorite punching bags, how did this stay out of the sandbox?

http://deadspin.com/5043140/the-onion-breaks-some-interesting-news-about-stu-scott

 

[mike311gd]

Perhaps we're not that immature?

 

[waterytart]

Mikey, your faith is touching.

 

[Birdscribe]

Perhaps we're not that immature?

C'mon Mikey. You know this place by now.

 

[mike311gd]

Well, it doesn't hope to close your eyes and hope real hard.

 

[forever_town]

Well, it doesn't hope to close your eyes and hope real hard.

Your track record with that is quite inspiring.