His career’s in the gutter and his wife split because he couldn’t keep his kingpin in his pants

[Della9250]

 

[UPChip]

The main head there is master craftsmanship. You should click through it so someone gets the credit.

 

[Flip Wilson]

I texted this story to a buddy, then I sent a screen shot of the head coach’s Facebook post with pictures of her national championship ring. His response:

That’s her only ring now.

 

[tapintoamerica]

Tremendous headline.
The paper didn't identify the paramour, but I suspect if you go to the athletics website, you may be able to narrow the field of applicants, so to speak, down to a few. Competitor on this past year's team now out of eligibility.

 

[HanSenSE]

Tremendous headline.
The paper didn't identify the paramour, but I suspect if you go to the athletics website, you may be able to narrow the field of applicants, so to speak, down to a few. Competitor on this past year's team now out of eligibility.

Have fun, everyone.
undefined Women's Bowling Roster - Stephen F. Austin (sfajacks.com)

 

[Inky_Wretch]

The headline was a work of art.

Spare relationship causes awkward split

 

[Sea Bass]

What a turkey.

Also, I’m still coming to grips with the fact there’s an assistant bowling coach.

 

[Batman]

Have fun, everyone.
undefined Women's Bowling Roster - Stephen F. Austin (sfajacks.com)

Considering the story said she wasn't returning to the team because she had no eligibility left, and there are only two seniors on the roster (one of whom is a fifth-year senior), it narrows down the candidates.

 

[Batman]

Have fun, everyone.
undefined Women's Bowling Roster - Stephen F. Austin (sfajacks.com)

Now all of our minds will be in the gutter.

 

[Slacker]

Considering the story said she wasn't returning to the team because she had no eligibility left, and there are only two seniors on the roster (one of whom is a fifth-year senior), it narrows down the candidates.

I counted two, right?

 

[Brooklyn Bridge]

When does the wife serve him with divorce papers? Story hasn’t said she was going to split.

 

[Neutral Corner]

When does the wife serve him with divorce papers? Story hasn’t said she was going to split.

Middle of the story:

"Steve and Amber Lemke have since filed for divorce, according to court records.

Amber Lemke did not respond to requests for comment."

 

[maumann]

He obviously shouldn't have taken a four-step approach.

 

[jr/shotglass]

His balls did not react well to the previous oil pattern.

 

[poindexter]

It's either Brystal or Crystal

 

[Starman]

Of course this has no particular political angle, that we know of, but the quotes are all classic Fat****.
"She sent me texts basically telling me how awesome I was"

"I really didn't think I was getting paid enough for this job, so...."

"Well I know there may be some ethics problems and ****, but it isn't reality technically illegal, you know?"

 

[jr/shotglass]

I think my favorite is, "I got to the point where it just built up so much that I basically told her the truth after she dug through my phone.”

 

[playthrough]

It's either Brystal or Crystal

My favorite part of the team roster too. Not sisters but both from Wisconsin.

And I don't see anything in this story that a couple hours on the ball polishing machine wouldn't fix.

 

[Scout]

So how did he get her?

Hey, can I see your 7-10 split?

Nice turkey. Wanna see my gobbler?

I see you left a frame open.

My balls can hammer the pocket all night long.

I love it when you call me Mark Roth.

 

[goalmouth]

Based on the title, I thought this was a Jethro Tull thread.