Hillary Clinton: Advertising microchip implants ahead

[dixiehack]

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationw...21,0,4331261.story?coll=ny-nationalnews-print

At least this one's a novel conspiracy.

WASHINGTON -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has glimpsed the future and sees a world where corporations implant tiny microchips into children's brains to bombard the littlest consumers with intracranial commercials.

Clinton was decrying candy-flavored cigarettes and youth-targeted tobacco ads in Washington yesterday, when she took a slight detour into the political twilight zone.

"At the rate that technology is advancing, you know, people will be implanting chips in our children to advertise directly into their brains and tell them what kind of products to buy," Clinton (D-N.Y.), who didn't appear to be joking, said at a Kaiser Family Foundation forum on media and children.

 

[Football_Bat]

GLENN THRUSH obviously needs to download a new sarcasm font.

 

[Snarky Arky]

DixieHack is clearly a Man of God.

 

[Ace]

If they would also make kids sleep 8 hours a night and sit quietly for 30 minutes a day, they'd fly off the shelves.

 

[alleyallen]

If they would also make kids sleep 8 hours a night and sit quietly for 30 minutes a day, they'd fly off the shelves.

Where can I find these chips?

Just kidding. It is a bit of a "journey" for Hillary to go there, but I'm willing to bet in 15 or 20 years some company is going to be trying this.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationw...21,0,4331261.story?coll=ny-nationalnews-print

At least this one's a novel conspiracy.

WASHINGTON -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has glimpsed the future and sees a world where corporations implant tiny microchips into children's brains to bombard the littlest consumers with intracranial commercials.

Clinton was decrying candy-flavored cigarettes and youth-targeted tobacco ads in Washington yesterday, when she took a slight detour into the political twilight zone.

"At the rate that technology is advancing, you know, people will be implanting chips in our children to advertise directly into their brains and tell them what kind of products to buy," Clinton (D-N.Y.), who didn't appear to be joking, said at a Kaiser Family Foundation forum on media and children.

"Didn't appear to be joking"?
This, along with the ludicrous misrepresentation in the NYT of a policy speech last weekend, seems to make it clear that the Clinton Rules are making a comeback.

 

[Idaho]

If they would also make kids sleep 8 hours a night and sit quietly for 30 minutes a day, they'd fly off the shelves.

I'll take six. One for me, one for Uma, one for each of the Tater Tots.

 

[Ace]

If they would also make kids sleep 8 hours a night and sit quietly for 30 minutes a day, they'd fly off the shelves.

I'll take six. One for me, one for Uma, one for each of the Tater Tots.

Uma's will condition her to impulsively buy shoes and expensive jewelry, though.

 

[Idaho]

If they would also make kids sleep 8 hours a night and sit quietly for 30 minutes a day, they'd fly off the shelves.

I'll take six. One for me, one for Uma, one for each of the Tater Tots.

Uma's will condition her to impulsively buy shoes and expensive jewelry, though.

If I can add a few other key impulses, I'll still take it.

 

[Ace]

If they would also make kids sleep 8 hours a night and sit quietly for 30 minutes a day, they'd fly off the shelves.

I'll take six. One for me, one for Uma, one for each of the Tater Tots.

Uma's will condition her to impulsively buy shoes and expensive jewelry, though.

If I can add a few other key impulses, I'll still take it.

We're working on it. So far those impulses aren't working on married women.